Songs for Rafael

[matty1878]

FAT SPANISH WAITER

this

 

[JammyP]

I was born under a wandrin' star
I was born under a wandrin' star
Wheels are made for rollin'
Mules are made to pack
I've never seen a sight that didn't look better looking back
I was born under a wandrin' star
Mud can make you prisoner, and the plains can bake you dry
Snow can burn your eyes, but only people make you cry
Home is made for comin' from, for dreams of goin' to
Which with any luck will never come true
I was born under a wandrin' star
I was born under a wandrin' star
Do I know where hell is?
Hell is in hello
Heaven is goodbye for ever, it's time for me to go
I was born under a wandrin' star
A wandrin' wandrin' star
When I get to heaven tie me to a tree
Or I'll begin to roam, and soon you know where I will be
I was born under a wandrin' star
A wandrin' wandrin' star

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[blue to the bone]

Had that as the first song at my wedding.
Amazing it didn't last.

 

[JammyP]

this

Fat Spanish Waiter
He's our fat Spanish waiter
etc...
(to the tune of Guantanamera)

 

[zukai12_]

 

[n01efc]

Boooooooooo

 

[Tramps_mate]

To the tune of sleepy jean:

We once thought of you
as a kopite pile of poo
we're six nil up and won the FA Cup
Cheer up whinging kopites
oh what can it mean
to be beaten by our Rafael
and our glorious football team

You mean Daydream Believer?

 

[hallamblue]

 

[welshtoffee]

Who ate all the pies,
Who ate all the pies,
You fat waiter,
You fat waiter,
Who ate all the pies.

 

[marsh]

Kopites are Gobshites

 

[Harryflashman]

Now we have a new manager in charge, we can start to look forward to this new era of Everton. I think it's best we use this thread to create songs for our new Spanish saviour.

I'll start:

We play from the back
We never attaaaaaack
Big Rafael the gaffer
Coleman at Right Back

Feel free to add your own.

I’m good thanks

 

[orly]

Time to smell the coffee boys .Like it or lump it .As posted a few days ago ,I didn't want him but now he is the manager of MY team,my lifelong team ,the team I will support until I die ,so for that alone I wish him every success.

Great song mate

 

[Bluebonic]

Lyrics
So you wanna know me now
How I've been
You can't help someone recover
After what you did
So tell me am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me about me about me?
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got
To offer
You wanna know me now
How I've been
You can't help someone recover
After what you did
So tell me am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me about me about me?
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got to offer
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got
To offer

 

[PSB1]

So long,
Farewell,
Auf wiedersehen, Goodbyee.