Songs for Rafael

[JobForTheMoyes]

He's big, he's fat, he really is a ****,
Rafael Benitez, Rafael Benitez!

(Why is R A F A getting converted to Rafael?)

 

[Toffeelover]

bye bye baby bye bye.

 

[royalblue66]

We are the champions, can’t wait.

 

[Kurt.]

Maggie in Rafael out !!!
Maggie in Rafael out !!!

Rafael Rafael Rafael ….. out out out !!!

 

[Connor mcloud]

The sound of silence. ( Hello darkness my old friend )

 

[dutchblue54]

We have got a coach called Rafael
A Kopite who lives near Wavetree
And when he buys JJ Shelvey
We have 2 greats for Everton fccc

 

[Nyhus]

An updated version of this belter would be swell.

I feel violated after watching that.

 

[blue61]

 

[Rob17896]

Now we have a new manager in charge, we can start to look forward to this new era of Everton. I think it's best we use this thread to create songs for our new Spanish saviour.

I'll start:

We play from the back
We never attaaaaaack
Big Rafael the gaffer
Coleman at Right Back

Feel free to add your own.

May not be the ideal time to ask

 

[everton1953]

As if you didn't know, singing died out at Everton some years ago. We don't do it very well. That old one "Oh we hate Bill Shankly and we hate St. John and most of all we hate Big Ron "etc etc. It used to die out about half a line later for lack of enthusiasm.

 

[ste d' indica]

Time to smell the coffee boys .Like it or lump it .As posted a few days ago ,I didn't want him but now he is the manager of MY team,my lifelong team ,the team I will support until I die ,so for that alone I wish him every success.

Not very catchy that one fella.

 

[peteblue]

Oh...Rafael Benitez,
Oh...Rafael Benitez....

to the Jeremy Corbyn tune.....

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

How about making this the Benitez song?

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Or alternatively...

 

[Street end man]

Rafael B and his blue and white army