Songs for Rafael

[vintage-toffees]

He ate all the pies
He ate all the pie
Our gaffa raffa
He ate all the pies

 

[everton fan number one]

 

[Blue 1]

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

He ate all the pies
He ate all the pie
Our gaffa raffa
He ate all the pies

The old ones are the best! How about tweaking it to:

He ate all the pies
He ate all the pie
Our fat gaffa, Big Fat Raffa
He ate all the pies

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

 

[Jayo]

Ra-fa Ben-ito
This is how we do it down in Goodison-ito
We will score so many many goalazo
Red Scum will be pissing blood oh
Ra-Fa Ben-ito

 

[Yarrgh]

Lyrics
So you wanna know me now
How I've been
You can't help someone recover
After what you did
So tell me am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me about me about me?
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got
To offer
You wanna know me now
How I've been
You can't help someone recover
After what you did
So tell me am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me about me about me?
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got to offer
Because
Yes I do feel better
Yes I do I feel alright
I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got
To offer

I got dragged by a mate to see McAlmont and Butler. I expected nothing from them but they were absolutely sensational. I was totally gobsmacked.

Nothing to do with the Spanish humpty dumpy, but meh about him!

 

[dead_soft]

I got dragged by a mate to see McAlmont and Butler. I expected nothing from them but they were absolutely sensational. I was totally gobsmacked.

Nothing to do with the Spanish humpty dumpy, but meh about him!

Essentially the opposite of are dragging a mate to Goodison then. 'I expected nothing from them and they provided even less. I was totally angry and bored'

 

[blue to the bone]

He's coming home
He's coming home
Rafael's coming home

 

[billyblue80]

I'm
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo
Boo

 

[Dixie_Toffee]

I hope there is none. It would be absolutely cringeworthy to sing for a fella like him. Negative or positive. Just ignore. Like he isn't there 100%

 

[Bluebonic]

I got dragged by a mate to see McAlmont and Butler. I expected nothing from them but they were absolutely sensational. I was totally gobsmacked.

Nothing to do with the Spanish humpty dumpy, but meh about him!

Me too, first saw them perform ‘Yes’ on Jools Holland live and they blew me away.

 

[turner]

To the tune of flipper the dolphin (showing my age)

They call him Rafael, Rafael benitez
He has a waiter's goatee
To hide his obesity


That's all I've got
Great site lads etc

 

[PhilM]

He's big,
He's fat,
He's a big, fat t....*
Rafael, Rafael

I penned this for those amongst us who still can't or won't accept our new dear overlord.

*T obviously starting toffee, of course.