You telling me Newcastle are decent is you wumming your face off mate. Southampton are a team that go on runs, both poor and good. They are not a particularly good side.
How about I rephrase: Newcastle and Southampton were every bit as bad as the games against Norwich, Watford and Liverpool. If either Newcastle or Southampton REALLY went for it, we would be talking cricket scores.
The issue is that we were always terrible under Benitez; Lampard needs to find a way of getting consistency out of these lads to avoid the drop (and I don't belive they have it in them), as he has delivered our 2 best performances of the season and 2 of the worst.
When you flip-flop like that you are likely to go down as our best possible performances are still unlikely to result in points against top sides as we are an awful one.
As I said, it is Benitez who put us here. Even with injuries and a poor squad, I think you would be hard pushed to find a manager who managed that run from September. It's astoundingly bad. And in true Benitez fashion, the only game we won came from two long-shots from Gray - the Benitez hallmark going back to his Liverpool days.