carlos21
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I will do mate.I'm sure I will mate.
Keep up the good work on here, don't let them get away with any nonsense (well no more than usual)
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carlos21
KING OF REP
You hitting the sack soon.I'm sure I will mate.
Keep up the good work on here, don't let them get away with any nonsense (well no more than usual
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carlos21
KING OF REP
Night babe.yeah, been a long day today, lots to do tomorrow.
Have a good one mate, night
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Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-fox-tried-to-pull-my-trousers-off-a3204081.html
East London fox 'tried to pull my trousers off'
Trousers: "It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off." Steve Gould
A man who fell asleep at an east London bus stop claims he woke up to find a fox chewing at his foot and trying to pull his trousers off.
Steve Gould, from Thurrock in Essex, had been out drinking with friends in Soho but, after falling asleep on the train on the way home, missed his station and woke up in Leyton.
The 35-year-old said he was a in a "drunken state" and, realising there were no more trains, wandered out to find a bus stop.
He said: "I passed out, basically. About an hour later I woke up and looked down and there's a fox chewing my trainer and my trousers.
"He didn't even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say 'what am I doing wrong?'
Fox: Mr Gould snapped the animal in action
"He wasn't trying to bite me or anything. It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off."
Mr Gould, who works on the Tube, took a photo of the animal which quickly scarpered across the road where it was joined by another fox, who eyed Mr Gould for several seconds before the pair ran off together into the night.
He said: "God knows what would have happened if I hadn't woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don't know.
"But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn't going to attack me."
Mr Gould added: "It was just the most remarkable thing I've ever seen. It's up there with my best ever experiences, most definitely."
East London fox 'tried to pull my trousers off'
Trousers: "It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off." Steve Gould
A man who fell asleep at an east London bus stop claims he woke up to find a fox chewing at his foot and trying to pull his trousers off.
Steve Gould, from Thurrock in Essex, had been out drinking with friends in Soho but, after falling asleep on the train on the way home, missed his station and woke up in Leyton.
The 35-year-old said he was a in a "drunken state" and, realising there were no more trains, wandered out to find a bus stop.
He said: "I passed out, basically. About an hour later I woke up and looked down and there's a fox chewing my trainer and my trousers.
"He didn't even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say 'what am I doing wrong?'
Fox: Mr Gould snapped the animal in action
Mr Gould, who works on the Tube, took a photo of the animal which quickly scarpered across the road where it was joined by another fox, who eyed Mr Gould for several seconds before the pair ran off together into the night.
He said: "God knows what would have happened if I hadn't woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don't know.
"But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn't going to attack me."
Mr Gould added: "It was just the most remarkable thing I've ever seen. It's up there with my best ever experiences, most definitely."
carlos21
KING OF REP
What's for tea mate,http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-fox-tried-to-pull-my-trousers-off-a3204081.html
East London fox 'tried to pull my trousers off'
Trousers: "It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off." Steve Gould
A man who fell asleep at an east London bus stop claims he woke up to find a fox chewing at his foot and trying to pull his trousers off.
Steve Gould, from Thurrock in Essex, had been out drinking with friends in Soho but, after falling asleep on the train on the way home, missed his station and woke up in Leyton.
The 35-year-old said he was a in a "drunken state" and, realising there were no more trains, wandered out to find a bus stop.
He said: "I passed out, basically. About an hour later I woke up and looked down and there's a fox chewing my trainer and my trousers.
"He didn't even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say 'what am I doing wrong?'
"He wasn't trying to bite me or anything. It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off."
Fox: Mr Gould snapped the animal in action
Mr Gould, who works on the Tube, took a photo of the animal which quickly scarpered across the road where it was joined by another fox, who eyed Mr Gould for several seconds before the pair ran off together into the night.
He said: "God knows what would have happened if I hadn't woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don't know.
"But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn't going to attack me."
Mr Gould added: "It was just the most remarkable thing I've ever seen. It's up there with my best ever experiences, most definitely."
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http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-fox-tried-to-pull-my-trousers-off-a3204081.html
East London fox 'tried to pull my trousers off'
Trousers: "It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off." Steve Gould
A man who fell asleep at an east London bus stop claims he woke up to find a fox chewing at his foot and trying to pull his trousers off.
Steve Gould, from Thurrock in Essex, had been out drinking with friends in Soho but, after falling asleep on the train on the way home, missed his station and woke up in Leyton.
The 35-year-old said he was a in a "drunken state" and, realising there were no more trains, wandered out to find a bus stop.
He said: "I passed out, basically. About an hour later I woke up and looked down and there's a fox chewing my trainer and my trousers.
"He didn't even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say 'what am I doing wrong?'
"He wasn't trying to bite me or anything. It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off."
Fox: Mr Gould snapped the animal in action
Mr Gould, who works on the Tube, took a photo of the animal which quickly scarpered across the road where it was joined by another fox, who eyed Mr Gould for several seconds before the pair ran off together into the night.
He said: "God knows what would have happened if I hadn't woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don't know.
"But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn't going to attack me."
Mr Gould added: "It was just the most remarkable thing I've ever seen. It's up there with my best ever experiences, most definitely."
I've permanently got foxes pulling me kecks off.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/15/hang-on-is-this-the-millennium-falcon-parked-in-area-51-5754559/
Hang on, is this the Millennium Falcon parked in Area 51?
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukTuesday 15 Mar 2016 9:03 pm
area 51 nevadaHave Han Solo and Chewie stopped off on Earth for a few drinks, courtesy of the UFO conspirators in the U.S. government?
Alien-hunters claim to have spotted a disc-like spacecraft which bears a distinct resemblance to the Star Wars spacecraft in Google Maps.
‘Chewie, we’re home,’ indeed.
Finding it requires a certain amount of fiddling – here’s a guide from the tireless alien-spotter Scott C Waring of UFO Sightings Daily.
The real thing, for comparison
The disc was spotted at ‘Area S4’ – next-door to Area 51, and just as packed with aliens, Waring claims.
Waring says, ‘This is a climate controlled hangar that holds a 90ft disc. The hangar was built around the disc, and apparently they had difficulty flying it in the beginning. There are often two or more small passenger planes to carry scientists in and out secretly.
area 51 nevada
Hang on, is this the Millennium Falcon parked in Area 51?
Rob Waugh for Metro.co.ukTuesday 15 Mar 2016 9:03 pm
area 51 nevada
Alien-hunters claim to have spotted a disc-like spacecraft which bears a distinct resemblance to the Star Wars spacecraft in Google Maps.
‘Chewie, we’re home,’ indeed.
Finding it requires a certain amount of fiddling – here’s a guide from the tireless alien-spotter Scott C Waring of UFO Sightings Daily.
The real thing, for comparison
The disc was spotted at ‘Area S4’ – next-door to Area 51, and just as packed with aliens, Waring claims.
Waring says, ‘This is a climate controlled hangar that holds a 90ft disc. The hangar was built around the disc, and apparently they had difficulty flying it in the beginning. There are often two or more small passenger planes to carry scientists in and out secretly.
area 51 nevada
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/baby-gorilla-lionel-blair-lookalike-7570144
Baby gorilla is a Lionel Blair lookalike as he sports bushy bouffant hairstyle just like veteran star
Lionel Blair was famous for his bushy curlsA cheeky little gorilla has been snaped aping legendary entertainer Lionel Blair with its fine head of lustrous hair.
And to keep the rhyming slang going, he’s sticking out his iron lung.
The baby mountain gorilla was pictured poking his tongue out while displaying an envious head of curly locks the veteran former Celebrity Big Brother contestant and Give Us A Clue presenter would be proud of.
Baby gorilla shows off his envious head of thick, lustrous hairThe adorable youngster was snapped as he snuggled with his mum in Virunga Volcanoes National Park in the mountains of Rwanda.
The park became globally famous after the work of American zoologist and conservationist Dian Fossey in fighting poachers was immortalised in the Sigourney Weaver film Gorillas In the Mist.
Baby gorilla is a Lionel Blair lookalike as he sports bushy bouffant hairstyle just like veteran star
- 20:16, 16 MAR 2016
- UPDATED 21:13, 16 MAR 2016
- BY LOUISE SASSOON
Lionel Blair was famous for his bushy curls
And to keep the rhyming slang going, he’s sticking out his iron lung.
The baby mountain gorilla was pictured poking his tongue out while displaying an envious head of curly locks the veteran former Celebrity Big Brother contestant and Give Us A Clue presenter would be proud of.
Baby gorilla shows off his envious head of thick, lustrous hair
The park became globally famous after the work of American zoologist and conservationist Dian Fossey in fighting poachers was immortalised in the Sigourney Weaver film Gorillas In the Mist.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/16/there...or-an-unusual-type-of-porn-this-week-5754694/
There’s a 10,000% increase in searches for an unusual type of porn this week
Nicole Morley for Metro.co.uk
Wednesday 16 Mar 2016 8:10 am
Sorry Leprechaun stock model
This week sees a whopping 10,000 per cent increase in searches for one particular type of porn.
And it’s, erm, unusual. But whatever, each to their own.
You may already be aware that this Thursday, March 17, is St. Patrick’s Day.
While many revellers (Irish or not) mark the day with a pint of the black stuff, a huge portion of people are staying at home for some time alone with Leprechaun porn.
Yes, really.
Pornhub have revealed searches for Leprechaun erotica increased by a staggering 10,000 per cent on St. Patrick’s Day last year.
And that’s not all folks.
The number of people searching for the word Irish on the adult film site increased by 600 per cent, while searches for St Patrick’s Day-theme porn increased by 6,000 per cent.
Online traffic on Pornhub from Ireland on St Patrick’s Day is on average 5 per cent higher than usual.
There’s a 10,000% increase in searches for an unusual type of porn this week
Nicole Morley for Metro.co.uk
Wednesday 16 Mar 2016 8:10 am
Sorry Leprechaun stock model
This week sees a whopping 10,000 per cent increase in searches for one particular type of porn.
And it’s, erm, unusual. But whatever, each to their own.
You may already be aware that this Thursday, March 17, is St. Patrick’s Day.
While many revellers (Irish or not) mark the day with a pint of the black stuff, a huge portion of people are staying at home for some time alone with Leprechaun porn.
Yes, really.
Pornhub have revealed searches for Leprechaun erotica increased by a staggering 10,000 per cent on St. Patrick’s Day last year.
And that’s not all folks.
The number of people searching for the word Irish on the adult film site increased by 600 per cent, while searches for St Patrick’s Day-theme porn increased by 6,000 per cent.
Online traffic on Pornhub from Ireland on St Patrick’s Day is on average 5 per cent higher than usual.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/14/how-does-your-dog-smell-brilliantly-hes-got-two-noses-5750248/
How does your dog smell? Brilliant! He’s got two noses
Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Monday 14 Mar 2016 6:52 am
Toby has found a new home and it seems ideal for him
A dog with two noses has sniffed out (sorry) a new home after being adopted by a freakshow owner.
Toby was found wandering the streets by Todd Ray from Venice Beach Freakshow and, naturally, he took him in.
Since then he’s proved quite a hit.
Todd said: ‘Everyone that meets Toby loves him – he’s the sweetest dog on Earth.’
Todd currently holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of two-headed animals. What causes dogs to have two noses is still something of a mystery.
Discovered on the streets of Fresno, California, the animal rescue group that saved Toby were planning to put him down.
He’s proved quite a hit with the Venice Beach Freakshow
He was picked up off the streets by Todd Ray
Luckily for him, Todd was granted permission to adopt the dog, who is now two years old.
Todd was initially worried Toby’s nose may result in health issues, but a vet found him to be in perfect health.
Now living at the freakshow, playful Toby bounds around meeting many visitors that have since become fans.
Todd added: ‘I’m fascinated by weird animals’ beautiful differences and by the magical lessons that they teach us.
‘The uniqueness of their forms show us that normal doesn’t exist.
‘The sad thing is that, at this time, people are at a place where they will let a two-nosed dog get put down before they will adopt him – only because he looks different.’
How does your dog smell? Brilliant! He’s got two noses
Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Monday 14 Mar 2016 6:52 am
Toby has found a new home and it seems ideal for him
A dog with two noses has sniffed out (sorry) a new home after being adopted by a freakshow owner.
Toby was found wandering the streets by Todd Ray from Venice Beach Freakshow and, naturally, he took him in.
Since then he’s proved quite a hit.
Todd said: ‘Everyone that meets Toby loves him – he’s the sweetest dog on Earth.’
Todd currently holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection of two-headed animals. What causes dogs to have two noses is still something of a mystery.
Discovered on the streets of Fresno, California, the animal rescue group that saved Toby were planning to put him down.
He’s proved quite a hit with the Venice Beach Freakshow
Luckily for him, Todd was granted permission to adopt the dog, who is now two years old.
Todd was initially worried Toby’s nose may result in health issues, but a vet found him to be in perfect health.
Now living at the freakshow, playful Toby bounds around meeting many visitors that have since become fans.
Todd added: ‘I’m fascinated by weird animals’ beautiful differences and by the magical lessons that they teach us.
‘The uniqueness of their forms show us that normal doesn’t exist.
‘The sad thing is that, at this time, people are at a place where they will let a two-nosed dog get put down before they will adopt him – only because he looks different.’
silent bob
What a guy.
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-fox-tried-to-pull-my-trousers-off-a3204081.html
East London fox 'tried to pull my trousers off'
Trousers: "It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off." Steve Gould
A man who fell asleep at an east London bus stop claims he woke up to find a fox chewing at his foot and trying to pull his trousers off.
Steve Gould, from Thurrock in Essex, had been out drinking with friends in Soho but, after falling asleep on the train on the way home, missed his station and woke up in Leyton.
The 35-year-old said he was a in a "drunken state" and, realising there were no more trains, wandered out to find a bus stop.
He said: "I passed out, basically. About an hour later I woke up and looked down and there's a fox chewing my trainer and my trousers.
"He didn't even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say 'what am I doing wrong?'
"He wasn't trying to bite me or anything. It was like he was pulling my trousers to say 'come with me' or trying get them off."
Fox: Mr Gould snapped the animal in action
Mr Gould, who works on the Tube, took a photo of the animal which quickly scarpered across the road where it was joined by another fox, who eyed Mr Gould for several seconds before the pair ran off together into the night.
He said: "God knows what would have happened if I hadn't woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don't know.
"But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn't going to attack me."
Mr Gould added: "It was just the most remarkable thing I've ever seen. It's up there with my best ever experiences, most definitely."
"Oooh Foxy"
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.worldofbuzz.com/eating-instant-noodles-can-make-babies-gay-claims-indonesian-politician/
“Eating Instant Noodles Can Make Babies Gay” Claims Indonesian Politician
Indonesian politician made headlines as he gave out a rather bizarre statement how feeding instant noodles and milk formula to babies can turn them homosexual.
During a city-run pregnancy seminar, the mayor of Indonesia’s Tangerang city, Arief R Wismansyah said, “To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding,” reported Coconuts Jakarta.
According to Wismansyah, due to most adults being busy with work, the parents would resort to feeding their children instant meals such as instant noodles and milk power. He has claimed that these two would cause a negative impact on a child’s development.
“So, it’s no wonder that recently there are more LGBT,” the politician exclaimed. Wismansyah’s statement may be a shocker for most people, but his controversial statement is not the first anti-gay rhetoric in the Southeast Asian country.
Indonesia’s defence minister, earlier in the week said the LGBT movement was more dangerous than nuclear warfare. In January, Indonesia’s minister of research and technology, urged for LGBT students to be banned from universities. Even though being gay is not a crime in the Muslim-majority country, except for the province of Sharia-ruled Aceh, the concept of being homosexual is still not widely accepted.
“Eating Instant Noodles Can Make Babies Gay” Claims Indonesian Politician
Indonesian politician made headlines as he gave out a rather bizarre statement how feeding instant noodles and milk formula to babies can turn them homosexual.
During a city-run pregnancy seminar, the mayor of Indonesia’s Tangerang city, Arief R Wismansyah said, “To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding,” reported Coconuts Jakarta.
According to Wismansyah, due to most adults being busy with work, the parents would resort to feeding their children instant meals such as instant noodles and milk power. He has claimed that these two would cause a negative impact on a child’s development.
“So, it’s no wonder that recently there are more LGBT,” the politician exclaimed. Wismansyah’s statement may be a shocker for most people, but his controversial statement is not the first anti-gay rhetoric in the Southeast Asian country.
Indonesia’s defence minister, earlier in the week said the LGBT movement was more dangerous than nuclear warfare. In January, Indonesia’s minister of research and technology, urged for LGBT students to be banned from universities. Even though being gay is not a crime in the Muslim-majority country, except for the province of Sharia-ruled Aceh, the concept of being homosexual is still not widely accepted.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
http://www.pravdareport.com/news/society/stories/16-03-2016/133834-stalin_granddaughter-0/
Stalin's granddaughter rocks at 44
16.03.2016 | Source:
Pravda.Ru
Photos of Stalin's granddaughter are gaining popularity on the Internet. The photos show 44-year-old Chrese Evans wearing freak-like makeup, ripped tights, skimpy shorts and a toy gun in her hands.
Chrese Evans is a daughter of Svetlana Alliluyeva from fifth marriage. She lives in Portland, Oregon, where she owns a small antique shop. Her mother - the only daughter of Joseph Stalin - died five years ago.
In 1966, her mother, Svetlana Alliluyeva, went for a friendly tour of India. In India, Svetlana went to the US embassy to seek political asylum. In 1970, Svetlana, who had changed her name to Lana Peters, married a US citizen; they had a daughter, Chrese.
In 1984, Stalin's daughter decided to go back to her homeland. She had lived in the USSR for two years before going back to the United States again. According to some sources, Chrese Evans stopped communicating with her mother after her escape to the Soviet Union. Their relations did not improve even when Svetlana returned.
Svetlana died in the USA n 2011 and was cremated.
Stalin's granddaughter rocks at 44
16.03.2016 | Source:
Pravda.Ru
Photos of Stalin's granddaughter are gaining popularity on the Internet. The photos show 44-year-old Chrese Evans wearing freak-like makeup, ripped tights, skimpy shorts and a toy gun in her hands.
Chrese Evans is a daughter of Svetlana Alliluyeva from fifth marriage. She lives in Portland, Oregon, where she owns a small antique shop. Her mother - the only daughter of Joseph Stalin - died five years ago.
In 1966, her mother, Svetlana Alliluyeva, went for a friendly tour of India. In India, Svetlana went to the US embassy to seek political asylum. In 1970, Svetlana, who had changed her name to Lana Peters, married a US citizen; they had a daughter, Chrese.
In 1984, Stalin's daughter decided to go back to her homeland. She had lived in the USSR for two years before going back to the United States again. According to some sources, Chrese Evans stopped communicating with her mother after her escape to the Soviet Union. Their relations did not improve even when Svetlana returned.
Svetlana died in the USA n 2011 and was cremated.
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