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Not Safe For Work! Spurty's Newsround

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  • Screw John Craven this is the dogs

    Votes: 8 25.8%
  • Screw John Craven because his jumpers really turn me on

    Votes: 9 29.0%
  • John Craven is Toast

    Votes: 14 45.2%

  • Total voters
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http://www.worldofbuzz.com/eating-instant-noodles-can-make-babies-gay-claims-indonesian-politician/


“Eating Instant Noodles Can Make Babies Gay” Claims Indonesian Politician

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Indonesian politician made headlines as he gave out a rather bizarre statement how feeding instant noodles and milk formula to babies can turn them homosexual.
During a city-run pregnancy seminar, the mayor of Indonesia’s Tangerang city, Arief R Wismansyah said, “To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding,” reported Coconuts Jakarta.
According to Wismansyah, due to most adults being busy with work, the parents would resort to feeding their children instant meals such as instant noodles and milk power. He has claimed that these two would cause a negative impact on a child’s development.
“So, it’s no wonder that recently there are more LGBT,” the politician exclaimed. Wismansyah’s statement may be a shocker for most people, but his controversial statement is not the first anti-gay rhetoric in the Southeast Asian country.
Indonesia’s defence minister, earlier in the week said the LGBT movement was more dangerous than nuclear warfare. In January, Indonesia’s minister of research and technology, urged for LGBT students to be banned from universities. Even though being gay is not a crime in the Muslim-majority country, except for the province of Sharia-ruled Aceh, the concept of being homosexual is still not widely accepted.
Does Victor Lewis Smith still find similar news articles for Private Eye ?
 

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/17/vendi...ge-in-brutal-crisps-related-incident-5758970/

Vending machine held hostage in brutal crisps-related incident
Thursday 17 Mar 2016 5:40 pm
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Sigh. Why do they always target the innocent vending machines.

Someone who’s clearly really into their Cheetos reacted very badly when their favourite vending machine stopped stocking it.
A sign mysteriously appeared, which read: ‘Put Cheetos back in this machine or I will snip the power cabel [sic] you have 1 week [sic].’
We’re not sure why someone would do something as brutal as snip a power cabel [sic], but we hope he at least unplugs the machine first.
Commenters on the photo, had their own ideas of how to deal with it.

‘You stock one complete line of Cheetos and disconnect the motor on that spiral only,’ Darkknight131313 wrote. ‘Everything else works just fine, but not the Cheetos.

‘The only thing being eaten will be the coins, you terrorist douchebag.’

Ouch. That’s pure evil – we love it.
 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/17/vendi...ge-in-brutal-crisps-related-incident-5758970/

Vending machine held hostage in brutal crisps-related incident
Thursday 17 Mar 2016 5:40 pm
nI88l1d.jpg

Sigh. Why do they always target the innocent vending machines.

Someone who’s clearly really into their Cheetos reacted very badly when their favourite vending machine stopped stocking it.
A sign mysteriously appeared, which read: ‘Put Cheetos back in this machine or I will snip the power cabel [sic] you have 1 week [sic].’
We’re not sure why someone would do something as brutal as snip a power cabel [sic], but we hope he at least unplugs the machine first.
Commenters on the photo, had their own ideas of how to deal with it.

‘You stock one complete line of Cheetos and disconnect the motor on that spiral only,’ Darkknight131313 wrote. ‘Everything else works just fine, but not the Cheetos.

‘The only thing being eaten will be the coins, you terrorist douchebag.’

Ouch. That’s pure evil – we love it.
Kin cheetos ! Of all the things to do this for, now if they were messing with the Quavers .
 
Shock claim: 'Some dinosaurs left Earth before comet hit to become intelligent ET raptors'

Well, that is if you believe a madcap theory from a US "non-profit" organisation, which claims they evolved into intelligent beings that have returned to our planet and can speak English.

Supporters of the US-based Earth defence headquarters believe that several velociraptors, made famous by the Jurassic Park movie series, were rescued from Earth by aliens in space ships before the impact 66 million years ago.

Jo Ann Richards tours UFO conferences trying to convince the audience her husband, who is serving life for murder, was once a special forces agent who attended as a child with his father, a 1961 intergalactic conference about the future of the Earth, and met juvenile raptor aliens, who could speak English, and a string of other ET species.

Amazingly, conference goers pay money to hear the tall-sounding tale at conferences in the UK and Europe.

At a UFO conference in Watford she told of a story about how Richards and his father, Ellis Lloyd Richards Jnr, were both involved in secret research involving aliens.

She added as a young boy in June 1961 her husband had attended a covert conference in a castle in England, involving the “leaders of Earth and hundreds of species of aliens from all over the galaxy”.

Her story, which would defy belief to even the most ardent of alien believers, claimed among the alien species were the raptors, that looked exactly like those seen in the Jurassic Park movies, but who could speak English.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...ause-he-was-trying-to-tell-world-aliens-exist
 

College goes on lockdown after Star Wars toy mistaken for a gun
Technically Incorrect: It turns out the weapon someone reportedly saw being assembled at a New York college was a lightsaber and the situation has been "resolved without incident."



/ 16 March 201610:41 pm GMT



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Wait, does that mascot have a lightsaber too?

Farmingdale State College/YouTube screenshot by Chris Matyszczyk/CNET
It isn't funny until it is.

On Wednesday morning, everyone at Farmingdale State College on Long Island, New York, was reportedly told to stay in a safe place after someone had called 911 to say they'd seen a man in a car with a rifle.

As the Associated Press reports, the caller thought the man was assembling the rifle.

It seems that when police arrived it wasn't quite the weapon that had been feared.

A Farmingdale spokeswoman told the AP that it was a "Star Wars" toy and Suffolk County Police confirmed to Newsdaythat it was, indeed, a lightsaber.

Neither the college nor the campus police immediately replied to requests for comment.

However, the college took to its Twitter account and said: "The police situation on campus has been resolved without incident. All students, faculty, and staff should resume normal activities."


It's unclear who reported the man or who he was. Police, though, told Newsday the man with the lightsaber was a student.

No charges were filed.

This isn't the first time that "Star Wars" has caused a scare. Last year, a man was arrestedafter being seen outside a school wearing a Stormtrooper costume, complete with laser gun. At the time, the man told a local news station: "Like I'm some kind of weirdo or something?"
 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/15/hacke...-and-make-it-go-berserk-expert-warns-5754496/

Hackers ‘could take over your dildo and make it go berserk’, expert warns

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A huge, pink plastic penis purred into life as a hacker typed lines of code into a laptop – in what may be the world’s first sexy cyber attack.
So are we at risk of hackers taking over our dildoes and wreaking havoc on our genitals?
Maybe so, says normally sober security firm Trend Micro – as more and more devices are hooked to the internet, even sex toys could be at risk of hacks.
Trend Micro spokesman Raimund Genes said, ‘If I hack a vibrator it’s just fun. But if I can get to the back-end, I can blackmail the manufacturer.’
In other words, hackers probably won’t use rogue dildoes to assault us – instead, they’ll grab people’s credit card details and threaten to expose their passion for lifelike, ejaculating sex toys.
 
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/15/hacke...-and-make-it-go-berserk-expert-warns-5754496/

Hackers ‘could take over your dildo and make it go berserk’, expert warns

mg_vibratorhack_comp.png

A huge, pink plastic penis purred into life as a hacker typed lines of code into a laptop – in what may be the world’s first sexy cyber attack.
So are we at risk of hackers taking over our dildoes and wreaking havoc on our genitals?
Maybe so, says normally sober security firm Trend Micro – as more and more devices are hooked to the internet, even sex toys could be at risk of hacks.
Trend Micro spokesman Raimund Genes said, ‘If I hack a vibrator it’s just fun. But if I can get to the back-end, I can blackmail the manufacturer.’
In other words, hackers probably won’t use rogue dildoes to assault us – instead, they’ll grab people’s credit card details and threaten to expose their passion for lifelike, ejaculating sex toys.
Hello mate you okay.
 

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