Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
Idiots love rubbish like this, is sustains them and feeds their sense of self importance and involvement, who can forget that nonsensical warbling of the tranny-banger... "We Go Again"They don't mean it quite that literally.
It's just well known that simple 3 word slogans resonate more with idiots, I mean people, than anything else.
Get Brexit Done. Strong and stable. Build Back Better.
Blah blah blah.
Most normal people went, "what, what are you on about yer plum sucking goofy gobshoite, can't you speak English with those Sheargar gnashers" , but all the kiddy ticklers over the park lapped it up. Soon all you kept hearing in the backs of pub toilets and back bedrooms up and down the land was, "We Go Again".
And that little pudgy fella who uttered the rubbish eventually grew up and married Ru Paul, whilst boxroom virgins everywhere lived happily ever after sniffing their mar's discarded knick-knacks proclaiming,"We Go Again"each time...