Strange or funny things which happened in work

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COYBL25 said:
- LOLLate one night, whlist working nights over the Christmas period, I came back into the office to hear strange noises coming from the bosses office two doors down.

When I opened the door to see what was going on, there was the boss, totally bladdered , with one of the girls from the office spreadeagled on his desk, him with his keks around his ankles. She saw me, but he didn`t and I just quietly closed the door and let them carry, making myself scarce in the process.

I never said anything to anyone, but a good while later, he came up to me and thanked me for my discretion and told me he wouldn`t forget it.

He was a decent fella and the girl he was with was a top girl too, so it wasn`t really that difficult to keep quiet tbh.
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Yes I read your story in the News of the World LOL......
 

Working for a tower crane company on the Tyson's Atlantic Tower site was made to attend what might have been one of the first health and safety talks. Hot day and at the end after about half an hour or so the bloke giving the talk took off his hard hat to wipe the sweat from his brow,turned around and split his head open on a scaffold clip.
 
The worst thing that happened to me when my wife then girlfriend, we were saving up ffor a mortgage etc her boss asked if I could do a forigner on their garden out St Helens way ......as their regular gardener was ill ......
They lived in a big posh house - I arrived with all the gear wow the garden was massive - I had already done 3 hours overtime for my firm in the nursery ......
They welcomed me in the tradesman entrance they were going golfing in a posh club no doubts as their friends called .....it was a hot day they offered me a cold drink of orange ......and cleared of stating 3 hours they would be back they gave me a tenner, and off they went house locked up after 3&1/2 hours of hard labour no return I needed a crap badly - they had not trusted me with a key .....So no alternative took their dustbin into their shrubbery and crapped in the bin it was a whopper of a stool LOL......I hid it the best I could but it stunk ......cleaned my bum with dried leaves .....

They returned four hours plus later as I wanted more cash as the job was bigger than I thought got another fiver off them they were made up with my work etc ....
So off I went home seen my beloved later and told her the deposit I had left in their dust bin ......OMG ....She was fuming as they were her bosses ......LOL

She never got promoted ......LOL untill a better job at the Gas Board ......
 
Joey66 said:
The worst thing that happened to me when my wife then girlfriend, asked if I could do a forigner on their garden out St Helens way .
They lived in a big posh house. They welcomed me in the tradesman entrance. it was a hot day they offered me a cold drink of orange . they gave me a tenner, and after 3&1/2 hours of hard return I needed a crap badly, crapped in the bin it was a whopper of a stool LOL......it stunk ......cleaned my bum as I wanted more . The job was bigger than I thought got another fiver off them they were made up with my work etc ....
So off I went on my beloved later and gave her a deposit in her dust bin ......OMG ....She was fuming ......LOL

She never got promoted ......LOL untill a better job at the Gas Board ......
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Joey this is total filth! You could Publish this
 
Late 90's I was working offshore with a Canadian fella. Lovely fella, but he would often struggle with my East Anglian accent. One day we were listening to some music and he asked me to play some UK stuff, so I put on some BritPop. After a few tracks, 'The Day We Caught the Train' came on, and he really liked it. He asked me who the band were. I said "Ocean Colour Scene". He looked at me shocked and said, "Man, that's a bit racist isn't it?". Confused, I said "What's racist about that?". He said, "You don't think calling your band 'Asian Coloured Teen' is racist?!".

I still chuckle to myself every time I hear that song over 20 odd years later.
 

Death said:
About a month ago I was servicing grease traps in this big mental home. It's a big campus with many traps and I discovered I left a tool across the other side of campus and was under time pressure.

I ran like mad a quarter mile it must have been and as I got to the trap and picked up my tool. A rogue patient that had escaped into the campas come darting at me 100 miles and hour it passionate zeal to do harm to.me screaming "you bastaaaaard". A carer was closely following her with a bloody nose apologising to me.

Now at this time I had already ran a lot and was very out of breath. She proceeded to chase me around campus as I ducked and dodged and occasionally having thoughts of laying down and taking my battering. As I felt I was going to die. This went on for 10 minutes all about campus until they wheeled out one of her friends as a distraction and once she seen her friend she flipped a switch and became the nicest person in the world laughing and giggling.

It took my a while to process and recover from it mentally but most of all physically.
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Dunno about others but I read this with the Benny Hill music in my head.
 
At school (where I worked) we endured many a lecture in staff meetings from a lovely, well respected old-school deputy head with a particularly soporific voice, about how we must keep the pupils on task, at pace and engaged throughout our lessons. Fair enough, but as is often the case, rather teaching your granny to suck eggs.

The next day in morning briefing he was invited by the head, with a smirk, to explain why during one of his IT lessons a year 11 student using a school laptop had managed to arrange delivery of 30 domino pizzas to the class.

When interviewed by the Head, the kid - who was a likeable and imaginative rascal - had uttered the immortal line "well during one of the lulls in the lesson...."

A few months later on the last day of school, as a special gift, the same kid released something like 300 locusts in the science department.
 
COYBL25 said:
Late one night, whlist working nights over the Christmas period, I came back into the office to hear strange noises coming from the bosses office two doors down.

When I opened the door to see what was going on, there was the boss, totally bladdered , with one of the girls from the office spreadeagled on his desk, him with his keks around his ankles. She saw me, but he didn`t and I just quietly closed the door and let them carry, making myself scarce in the process.

I never said anything to anyone, but a good while later, he came up to me and thanked me for my discretion and told me he wouldn`t forget it.

He was a decent fella and the girl he was with was a top girl too, so it wasn`t really that difficult to keep quiet tbh.
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You could have done the decent thing and lubed her up for him.
 

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