Stupid mistakes you’ve made

[Nymzee]

Trying to stop myself going down a big hill on rollerblades by putting my hands on the nearby slate garden wall.

Trying to open a Starburst on my bike, again going down a big hill.

I am dumb a lot of the time.

 

[COYBL25]

Not believing my older mate, that dried out mushies are many times more potent than fresh ones and taking a full hand full.

That was a fun night.

 

[Tipp blue]

That time I fed my Mogwai after midnight... a hell of a 24 hours that turned out to be.

 

[chrismpw]

1. Listening to my former "I know everything about the economy" father in law who insisted my ex and I bought a house in 1989, rather than wait a few months because these prices are unsustainable (my reasoning). 6 months later the house was worth 20k (⅓ of its value) less and it took 10 years to regain its value.

2. Getting married into that family of tories.

3. After a lifetime running classic cars, breaking my rule and spending my pension lump sum on a 2 year old modern one. It's dropped ⅓ in value in just a year.

4. Ditching the family club Man U for Everton as a kid in 1980 FML.

I have made no other mistakes. My wife disagrees obviously.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Not getting a GOT mug when I had the chance

 

[Rita_Poon]

Not getting a GOT mug when I had the chance

You want FB92 as a runner up prize?

 

[perth_blue]

Not trying harder at school.

Not taking my football a tad bit more serious, had the skills and some connections.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Taking an endowment mortgage.."there'll be more than enough...."

 

[Tramps_mate]

What’s the most daft decision you e ever made ? I mean the things that seemed a good idea at the time but turned out horribly wrong ?

For many years now I’ve had an intolerance to most dairy products, if I mistakenly eat cheese, butter etc the results are horrendous and almost immediate. Anyhow, a few weeks ago I was at a McDonald’s drive through and had the sudden urge to try a strawberry milkshake. I knew there was a chance I’d suffer if I had a reaction but it was a steaming hot day and I needed something cold. Turns out though that I didn’t become ill after it so was a little victory.
Yesterday I was on a course near Shrewsbury and on the long drive home one of my colleagues suggested stopping at maccies for a milkshake …. I thought yeah, why not, I had one a few weeks ago and was fine.

Lads/Ladies…… from approximately 7pm last night I think most of my innards have vacated my body through every orifice known to man…. Sipping water to keep hydrated … and feel like I’ve been thoroughly destroyed by some alien infestation in my body..

F YOU MILKSHAKE YOU CREEPY SPITEFUL SNEAKY BARSTEWARD

Big mistake


Oh

And obviously all yer mar’s too

I've never regretted a decison or action that I've made (obviously you do to a point sometimes but dont dwell on it). You live and learn from them.

Only ever regret NOT doing something is what I say!

 

[chicoazul]

Becoming a caricature on the internet that I don’t like.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Becoming a caricature on the internet that I don’t like.

If I had to picture you in real life it would probably be a cross between all three puppet characters from Rainbow..

 

[Rita_Poon]

If I had to picture you in real life it would probably be a cross between all three puppet characters from Rainbow..

but with Geoffrey's dress sense?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

but with Geoffrey's dress sense?

Bungles probably...

 

[trueblue84]

Mate this ain’t poo….. it’s like some kind of scientific experimental volcanic brown water which is vacating every which way it can… just waiting for my eyes to start leaking

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Becoming a caricature on the internet that I don’t like.

It was all downhill after your woolmap