Stupid mistakes you’ve made

[chicoazul]

If I had to picture you in real life it would probably be a cross between all three puppet characters from Rainbow..

This is unerringly accurate!

 

[degsy]

What’s the most daft decision you e ever made ? I mean the things that seemed a good idea at the time but turned out horribly wrong ?

For many years now I’ve had an intolerance to most dairy products, if I mistakenly eat cheese, butter etc the results are horrendous and almost immediate. Anyhow, a few weeks ago I was at a McDonald’s drive through and had the sudden urge to try a strawberry milkshake. I knew there was a chance I’d suffer if I had a reaction but it was a steaming hot day and I needed something cold. Turns out though that I didn’t become ill after it so was a little victory.
Yesterday I was on a course near Shrewsbury and on the long drive home one of my colleagues suggested stopping at maccies for a milkshake …. I thought yeah, why not, I had one a few weeks ago and was fine.

Lads/Ladies…… from approximately 7pm last night I think most of my innards have vacated my body through every orifice known to man…. Sipping water to keep hydrated … and feel like I’ve been thoroughly destroyed by some alien infestation in my body..

F YOU MILKSHAKE YOU CREEPY SPITEFUL SNEAKY BARSTEWARD

Big mistake


Oh

And obviously all yer mar’s too

Mine All seemed like good ideas at the time, literally and figuratively the story of my life.
Some actually were and the ones that weren't - well there's only so much shiz you can remember, so why bother.
Be happy, don't worry etc

 

[Kurt.]

If I had to picture you in real life it would probably be a cross between all three puppet characters from Rainbow..

Bungles head

*not you @Bungle

 

[Tramps_mate]

Bungles head

*not you @Bungle

I was thinking more of a personality mix!! lol

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Someone said to me recently "I didnt know I made so many bad decisions until I got married" very true.

 

[LEONARD]

The whole world purchased VHS,

we bought Betamax.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

You want FB92 as a runner up prize?

I could use a little zen in my life

 

[Rita_Poon]

I could use a little zen in my life

it'll have to be a little...

 

[Andy McGurk]

I found a washer in my bedroom as a kid, instead of trying to find where it came from, I wondered if I could flip it in the air and catch it like flipping a pancake off a pan. I didn't use my thumb though, no no, I chose my tongue to do the flipping.

Washer flips down into the throat
I start choking
Dad hears commotion and proceeds to do the heimlich maneuver
Sees washer fly out and questions my logic.

I was 11.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I found a washer in my bedroom as a kid, instead of trying to find where it came from, I wondered if I could flip it in the air and catch it like flipping a pancake off a pan. I didn't use my thumb though, no no, I chose my tongue to do the flipping.

Washer flips down into the throat
I start choking
Dad hears commotion and proceeds to do the heimlich maneuver
Sees washer fly out and questions my logic.

I was 11.

there was a hole in the middle of the washer, thus a washer?

edit:- forget the washer, this tongue dexterity sounds fascinating, do you give the other half a regular tongue-lashing?

 

[Andy McGurk]

there was a hole in the middle of the washer, thus a washer?

edit:- forget the washer, this tongue dexterity sounds fascinating, do you give the other half a regular tongue-lashing?

Rather not choke and need the heimlich in that situation either

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Probably easier to list my good decisions. There ain't many.

 

[Rob17896]

What’s the most daft decision you e ever made ? I mean the things that seemed a good idea at the time but turned out horribly wrong ?

For many years now I’ve had an intolerance to most dairy products, if I mistakenly eat cheese, butter etc the results are horrendous and almost immediate. Anyhow, a few weeks ago I was at a McDonald’s drive through and had the sudden urge to try a strawberry milkshake. I knew there was a chance I’d suffer if I had a reaction but it was a steaming hot day and I needed something cold. Turns out though that I didn’t become ill after it so was a little victory.
Yesterday I was on a course near Shrewsbury and on the long drive home one of my colleagues suggested stopping at maccies for a milkshake …. I thought yeah, why not, I had one a few weeks ago and was fine.

Lads/Ladies…… from approximately 7pm last night I think most of my innards have vacated my body through every orifice known to man…. Sipping water to keep hydrated … and feel like I’ve been thoroughly destroyed by some alien infestation in my body..

F YOU MILKSHAKE YOU CREEPY SPITEFUL SNEAKY BARSTEWARD

Big mistake


Oh

And obviously all yer mar’s too

Set up a business with two other people. One of them suggested the third. I knew the third and my gut said I could not trust him, dodgy weird psycho but lots of talent, but no I did not trust him.
My 'rational' mind persuaded me to go with it. Cost me £250,000 and I only had £100,000. Five years later and a scale down in the house, just recovered. Having said that now more content than I have been since 2011.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Lashing all my income on nights out, alcohol, substances and the pursuit of 'getting along famously' with members of the opposite sex during the 90s instead of getting on the property ladder.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Lashing all my income on nights out, alcohol, substances and the pursuit of 'getting along famously' with members of the opposite sex during the 90s instead of getting on the property ladder.

Bricks don't tell stories...