Summer 2018 Transfer Window

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What is it with Turkish clubs and transfer dealings? They are absolute parasites. Every deal or rumour since Yobo....

"Hello we want to buy Bolasie"
"Ok, £20m is what we want here at EFC".
"Ok we will bid £100,000 and then add £100,000 to our rejected bids over the next 3 months, unsettling the player and infuriating you. Then when you accept £8m, we will reneg on the deal and offer £1.5m for a loan with a clause to buy the player outright that we both know will never happen. Muhahahahaha"

"also before I forget, we also want Davy Klassan...."
How did you get hold of these genuine telephone transcripts. Are you with MI6?
 

What is it with Turkish clubs and transfer dealings? They are absolute parasites. Every deal or rumour since Yobo....

"Hello we want to buy Bolasie"
"Ok, £20m is what we want here at EFC".
"Ok we will bid £100,000 and then add £100,000 to our rejected bids over the next 3 months, unsettling the player and infuriating you. Then when you accept £8m, we will reneg on the deal and offer £1.5m for a loan with a clause to buy the player outright that we both know will never happen. Muhahahahaha"

"also before I forget, we also want Davy Klassan...."
How did you get hold of these genuine telephone transcripts. Are you with MI6?
 

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