Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[maccavennie]

What we need are some boss players

Then we'll be boss again

Just like when we used to be boss

 

[toffee-boy]

Would like to sign the Porto lad who ran rings around us. Barhimi I think it was

 

[Pseudonym]

What we need are some boss players

Then we'll be boss again

Just like when we used to be boss

A young Bracewell and a young Reid would do nicely. And a young Sheedy. And a young Ratcliffe and Van den Hauwe. And a young Sharpe and Lineker...

 

[royalblue66]

What we need are some boss players

Then we'll be boss again

Just like when we used to be boss

Damn right boss.

 

[maccavennie]

Surely we can find a Bernado Bossio from Spain, or Hristov Bossislov from Romania or Gianluca Bosslotti from Italy.

Gotta be some hidden gems

 

[maccavennie]

A young Bracewell and a young Reid would do nicely. And a young Sheedy. And a young Ratcliffe and Van den Hauwe. And a young Sharpe and Lineker...

I'll take the lot thankyou please

 

[The binman chronicles]

remember Novichok

I've heard rumours he's poisoned the changing rooms he has been in.

...still can't be as bad as last season though.

 

[Tel001]

Yeah I remember we signed Vlasic on the same basis , that worked out well didn't it.

Didn’t bolasie used to tear us apart too?

 

[Jayhow15]

...always looks a little nervy imo. Effective enough though

1 in 4 strike rate. Not good enough for me.

 

[Saint Domingo]

A young Bracewell and a young Reid would do nicely. And a young Sheedy. And a young Ratcliffe and Van den Hauwe. And a young Sharpe and Lineker...

Imagine the reaction to buying some of them now. ‘An old has been from Bolton with a dodgy knee plus an ex RS and yet another Dutch fool, do Everton ever learn, we’ll be fighting relegation this season’.

 

[deipnosophist]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is that you Sergai?

 

[jazzy]

Didn’t bolasie used to tear us apart too?

Nah that was the RS

 

[Samandsam]

Swerve Danny effing Drinkwater

Id love Drinkwater, he’d come in and be our best Midfielder straight away. He’s a good player. He’s obviously not Spanish, French or Brazilian enough for you? We’ve paid a ridiculous amount of money for Richie, on top of all the money that was wasted last season. We’re getting linked with a 30m move for Rojo, who isn’t very good and is a liability. Drinkwater is solid as they come. Puts In a right shift, If we can get him for around 30m, It’d be a bargain compared to our other transfer business.

 

[Nymzee]

Id love Drinkwater, he’d come in and be our best Midfielder straight away. He’s a good player. He’s obviously not Spanish, French or Brazilian enough for you? We’ve paid a ridiculous amount of money for Richie, on top of all the money that was wasted last season. We’re getting linked with a 30m move for Rojo, who isn’t very good and is a liability. Drinkwater is solid as they come. Puts In a right shift, If we can get him for around 30m, It’d be a bargain compared to our other transfer business.

What’s his nationality got to do with anything? He’d cost a bomb and he’s badly average.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Would be nice to see some progress outside of Digne today just to calm down the internet Evertonians a bit