Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[CRIMHEAD]

..and his name is Walter.

I don't know wants more absurd, that the dude's name is Walter, or that there is an actual video of his plays in what appears to be a Copa Liberadores match in 2013 against Boca. I mean, that's just ridiculous. He looks slow, strong, amazing on set pieces in terms of getting his head on the ball (granted, against other south american midgets), good with the ball at his feet, short, was actually playing left back, maybe it was the South American Everton that was looking at him? Loves a tackle and LOVES getting the other team mad at him and taking people out.

It might be more absurd that I actually watched the video.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

The Mail are now actually reporting we are in talks with the boy N'Diaye

And yes I am now calling everyone the boy.

And the BBC have said Stoke are in talks with Ashley Williams.

We're definitely on the blower to Stoke today anyway.

 

[Nymzee]

Still want Barrios myself.

 

[Nymzee]

Get Tyrese Campbell in.

 

[CRIMHEAD]

I mean, seriously, THIS exists.

 

[buededw1]

He would be the most sent off player in Everton history after 6 months.

My lord, he must be the love child of Materazzi & Mori

 

[Tel001]

Shane Long DID do a job for West Brom and S'ton. He was perfect to fling on and cause havoc for a tiring defence.

Rondon in a differnt way would be a nightmare for opponents to face last 30/20 minutes. He is a handful and can pinch a goal with feet or head. He just shakes things up when the pattern of play is in a rut.

You have just endorsed two of the worst finishers in the prem in the last 10 years (strikers only)

 

[Nymzee]

If we’re shopping Argentina the two Independiente centre-halves are highly rated.

 

[jolteon101]

I tend to agree.

Being expansive is the most important quality we need in our next CB

Do you think Rojo fits that criteria?

 

[blue61]

If Royle said that about him it underlines what a 'kin rotter the feller was.

I can't reveal where and when he said it, but the source is 100%.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

The Mail are now actually reporting we are in talks with the boy N'Diaye

And yes I am now calling everyone the boy.

'Twenty-seven-year-old N'Diaye spent the first half of last season at Galatasaray before leaving midway through the campaign to join the Toffees.'

Fantastic reporting from the Mail

 

[SerenityNigh]

Baines, Bolasie, Niasse and 20m.

Besic

 

[blue61]

N'Diaye would add some much needed inches in the changing rooms. Baines has been dropping the teams average for years now.

Big nudger?

 

[ProZ]

Do you think Rojo fits that criteria?

I think he actually might be I won’t lie

 

[CRIMHEAD]

Oh.My.God.

I take back what I said, there is a spanish language highlight clip and commentary entitled "Patadas de Walter Kannemann", which literally means kicks of Walter Kannemann. Give it a minute or two of commentary, and then it gets into it. The AMAZING spanish music in the background might be better than the videos themselves.

Please dear lord sign this guy just for pure amusement. The two footer 3 minutes in is amazing. This guy makes Rojo look like a saint on the field.