Fatty Rafael is a massive control freak bellend and he`s met his match with Ashley.
Does he honestly think that by calling out Ashley and getting a load of fat Geordies to sign a petition, is going to make Ashley start spending his own money lol
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Fatty Rafael is a massive control freak bellend and he`s met his match with Ashley.
Does he honestly think that by calling out Ashley and getting a load of fat Geordies to sign a petition, is going to make Ashley start spending his own money lol
BBQ.
A murmeration of Raheem Starlings.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
CB and CM(TICK TOCK)
BainesontoastNEW
Player Valuation: £40m
I would take N'Zonzi in a heartbeat. He's a winner with plenty of Premier League and La Liga experience but he's also had the negative experiences at Blackburn and Stoke. Moreover, he's vastly superior to Schneirdlin in all departments, especially when it comes down to him not being a coward. I've always rated him when I've seen play.
Fun fact: he cost Blackburn €500,000 when he was an unknown 20 year old. Big Sam found a gem there.
Fun fact: he cost Blackburn €500,000 when he was an unknown 20 year old. Big Sam found a gem there.
..Goal.com linking us with 6ft 4in Toulouse Centre Back, Christopher Jullien.
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £35m
Being linked with Toulouse's cb Christopher Jullien. Newcastle and Southampton also keen.
10m according to some chap from Goal.com
Anyone know of him? Seems to be sought after in Bundesliga too.
10m according to some chap from Goal.com
Anyone know of him? Seems to be sought after in Bundesliga too.
With Arsenal and Roma in the mix, I really can`t see him coming here.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Everton need to decide if this is a 'hold on and hope for better next year' type of season or a 'go balls to the wall' season.
If the former then lets look to sign Rojo, Mee or Gibson and keep Schniedenfraud as our deep lying CM with Drinkwater on loan or the Stoke geezer as back up to Davies and Gana. We run the risk of disilusioning the new boys like Digne and Richie but if thats our ambition....
If the latter then we need to throw big cash at Newcastle for Lascelles, get Nzonzi in and get another CF who cn bang in goals!
in all of these instances we need to clear out not just the 'unfab four' but Bolasie, Pennington, Beni, , etc on loans or permasales.
If the former then lets look to sign Rojo, Mee or Gibson and keep Schniedenfraud as our deep lying CM with Drinkwater on loan or the Stoke geezer as back up to Davies and Gana. We run the risk of disilusioning the new boys like Digne and Richie but if thats our ambition....
If the latter then we need to throw big cash at Newcastle for Lascelles, get Nzonzi in and get another CF who cn bang in goals!
in all of these instances we need to clear out not just the 'unfab four' but Bolasie, Pennington, Beni, , etc on loans or permasales.
"Hello?
Oh hi, Mr. Ashley, what can I do for you?
Yup... uhuh...ok, I'll be right over.
Shall I call Sammy?"
The poor feckers!
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Ashley knows he has him over the barrel. Benotez’s wife isn’t moving now he’s had his fun at Inter Real and Napoli so Ashley knows that he’ll only go for a prem job. There’s not many of them around now so he’s essentially stuck whether he likes it or not unless he can jump out into international management.
jolteon101
Player Valuation: £1m
I dont think he's better than ANY of our strikers
Take a deep breath, bro
ProZ
Player Valuation: £40m
I don’t rate any of our strikers, I’d rather Walcott have a go.
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