United's board do not want to sell Martial.
If they do, it will be to get Bale/Griezmann/Lewandowski or whoever else Mourinho wants to turn gash. If they do sell him, it will be for £70-80million, and Everton will be low on the list of clubs in for him my friend.
Batshuayi did flop. He cost £30m and has scored seven Premier League goals in a season-and-a-half. There's a reason Chelsea went and spent big on Morata and then did the same with Giroud.
I do like Batshuayi, but he's a goalpocher - and that's why he did well going to Dortmund. His all-round play was the same as it was at Chelsea - very poor, and I watch a lot of Dortmund. I wouldn't be against signing him but that doesn't mean there isn't a place in the squad for DCL either.
Stop pedalling the Icardi nonsense lad. He wasn't coming to Everton. It isn't FIFA. He wasn't leaving his captaincy at Inter to play against the Slovenian farmers and Hadjuk Split.
Schick has been awful for Roma. His all-round game has been abysmal.
DCL's all-round game has been good. His role in the team isn't to be the main goalscorer - can't you get your head around that?
He offers so much else.
Yes, nobody will deny he needs to improve his finishing. But at 21, he shouldn't be leading the line for a Premier League side and we shouldn't be asking him to. He should be there as a different option to use to add balance to the squad, which is what he does. If his finishing doesn't improve by the time he's 23/24, that's when you start to worry.