Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Sapie88]

Oh also I've been remiss - thanks very much to @Sapie88 for the picture again in the Index. Really appreciate the effort weekly.

He's got an absolute corker lined up in the next couple of weeks.

We need @GrandOldTeam to allow for larger image files to be uploaded.

 

[hetion]

Lanzini has been around for two seasons now and is about 25, how long are we gonna have to wait to see him do something impressive?

He has been for a while, I file him under 'heavily underrated'. And he's 24. Miles too good for West Ham that kid.

 

[blue62]

Stunning stuff. Does Orly have a day job?

 

[orly]

Stunning stuff. Does Orly have a day job?

Amazingly, I do! And 30 mins to type up the Index. But I love GrandOldTeam.com

 

[Barnfred 55]

You're right, when we offload him it'll be excellent

Fixed

 

[kithnou]

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408

In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

• Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
• The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
• Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
• Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
• Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!

WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

"banned but still not safe from the Index"

Hahaha

 

[blue62]

Amazingly, I do! And 30 mins to type up the Index. But I love GrandOldTeam.com

Whatever they're paying you it ain't enough, you've taken this place to another level and highlighted the mundanity of our existences. I can see opportunities aplenty with this. Tremendous

 

[BlueToff]

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408

In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

• Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
• The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
• Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
• Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
• Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!

WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

get in

 

[billyblue80]

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408

In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

• Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
• The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
• Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
• Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
• Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!

WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

An honour to scrape in.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Given our recent youth recruitment I would think we would be very interested in this deal. Jadon Sancho, very highly rated City midfielder (one of the best on City's books by all accounts), supposedly declined a £30k a week offer as the route to 1st team football is blocked. Would be a coup for whoever signed him

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...le-city-jadon-sancho-break-down-a7851981.html

 

[devogue]

In response to will sig happen

 

[ijjysmith]

It's off.

 

[ilikecheese]

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408

In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

• Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
• The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
• Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
• Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
• Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!

WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

The battle for the fourth spot in the Weasel Champions League is gonna be fierce.

 

[ilikecheese]

In response to will sig happen

Sake...the dream is dead.

 

[Connor]

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408

In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

• Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
• The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
• Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
• Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
• Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!

WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

Hunt the weasels. Index the weasels.

Great work as always.