thorney33
Player Valuation: £5m
How do you plan on attracting a better player to come and be largely squad depth, coming off the bench most games?
Mirallas is a good standard of player for that role.
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Mirallas is a good standard of player for that role.
Meh...you have you opinion.
Mine is sound. We already added a load of new players with others being rumored.
We are making a massive FIFA style change as is...the big difference being actual humans learning to play together.
MichiganToffee-NSNO
Player Valuation: £8m
Now hear me out I have a plan. Let's all start talking about/creating rumours about Everton going after Icardi. There papers would start talking about it.
Honestly though we need someone class up top and he would be a good fit imo. We need to flash some cash to make a real statement and he would be a great statement.
Honestly though we need someone class up top and he would be a good fit imo. We need to flash some cash to make a real statement and he would be a great statement.
I don't see the problem with selling people not in the first 11... and I don't see the point in signing someone that doesn't improve the first 11..
Would rather go out and buy a winger for the first team and then the current first choice becomes a squad player... mirallas always turns up for the derby but I don't really rate him in most games... scores some goals but anybattacking player can do that.. also this is probably one of the last seasons we would get a reasonable fee for him. I don't think he will be sold but doesn't mean I wouldn't sell him myself if possible.
...Friday morning's rumour mill;
- The Daily Mirror go with the story that Manchester United are considering to hijack Spurs attempt to sign Ross Barkley. The Express report that Arsenal are about to join the race for the Everton midfielder.
- The Daily Star and Sky Sports say Swansea have called for a swift resolution to the Gylfi Sigurdsson transfer saga.
- According to the Daily Mirror, Everton are about to sign Manchester United and Arsenal target, Joshua Zirkzee, from Feyenoord. The 16 year old is rated one of the top young talents in Europe.
....and that's about all there is.
- The Daily Mirror go with the story that Manchester United are considering to hijack Spurs attempt to sign Ross Barkley. The Express report that Arsenal are about to join the race for the Everton midfielder.
- The Daily Star and Sky Sports say Swansea have called for a swift resolution to the Gylfi Sigurdsson transfer saga.
- According to the Daily Mirror, Everton are about to sign Manchester United and Arsenal target, Joshua Zirkzee, from Feyenoord. The 16 year old is rated one of the top young talents in Europe.
....and that's about all there is.
Blimey that's thin.
They need to start reading this thread, there's enough material on here to fill the back back pages lol
Niapper
Player Valuation: £8m
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Calm before the storm, got a feeling we are waders deep in some deals atm.
bol-uk
Player Valuation: £50m
We are on away duty though. I would expect more business once they have seen who is up to the task from the friendlies and when they are back in the office.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
@MichiganToffee-NSNO Have you seen about Icardi??
WOW right...amazing...mindblowing....
Are you excited?
WOW right...amazing...mindblowing....
Are you excited?
Nyhus
#EvertonNorge
Well done, sir! Made my morning!Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.
This captures data from July 11th - July 20th
What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408
In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.
Here are your updates for the week!
Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799
Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827
Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111
Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142
Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431
@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549
End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810
Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200
Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309
@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703
Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690
@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/
@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980
Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742
Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259
@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311
Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026
@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/
Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410
What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??
1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points
The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.
@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66
Final Thoughts:
WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.
- Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
- The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
- Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
- Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
- Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!
Until next week!
Wouldn't that be good
toffeeblue9
Player Valuation: £35m
L'Equipe reporting that we want Moussa Sissoko on loan
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