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Summer Transfer Window 2017

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Crikey, so now he's the replacement for Lukaku ?!
Have you difficulty reading and/or understanding English?
I said that DCL could play a substantial part in our season.
I did not mention him as a replacement for Lukaku in fact they are very different types of player.
Having contributed to the first team last season and is a player liked by the manager it is not unlikely.
 
Out
Macca
Niasse
Would even sell Kev but would need an replacement

In
Chilwell
A first choice CB
Siggy
Benteke or grouid
And a first choice RB
 
Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408


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In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

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@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

  • Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
  • The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
  • Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
  • Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
  • Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!
WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

Unbelievable work this week. Masterclass.
 

Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the eighth week of the Weasel Index.

This captures data from July 11th - July 20th

What is the Weasel Index? Find out here https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408


1500485218460.jpg






In a slight change to the Index this week, there will not be any names from Everton Twitter linked to the Weasel Index. As mentioned previous this is merely a matter of public record and only a piece of satire. No offence is intended.

Here are your updates for the week!

Gylfi in America? A bad early start to proceedings for @n01efc

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-116#post-5597799

Our man Kevin @KUEFC09U2 follows Gylfi with the flight tracker - Thursday flying

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-117#post-5597827

Gone Imminently? @billyblue80 thinks Barkley has already departed

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598111

Aftertime Weaseling from @BlueToff - good sources from years past

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1872#post-5598142

Two out of three ain't bad - @AdamDex pulls up one short of the hattrick

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2350#post-5599431

@d4kyxx - banned but still not safe from the Index. Financial Doomsday for the Blues!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2352#post-5599549

End of the week (Friday?!?!?!?) for @SiEdmo - but we've got aftertiming AND bandwagon weaseling here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-32#post-5602810

Weasel Blue? @Woolly Blue has an inside track on McGeady, possibly a nudist club, I don't know.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-78#post-5605200

Moshiri and Koeman at loggerheads over Iceland? Send in Jean Claude van @Baines' left foot to lift them to death

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2404#post-5605309

@Number_25 is labouring on - Barry to West Brom? More chance of Corbyn in Number 10! Bandwagon weaseling too for double points

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2450#post-5610703

Everton to Trump Swansea? FinnFrandel @TheFinnFan thinks Swansea secretly caving in to Everton's demands

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-146#post-5610690

@BinglyBlue says throws out the Welcome message to Walcott, as yet unsigned

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/theo-walcott.97714/

@toffeeblue9 says Walcott 'has been discussed', suggests taking with salt, interesting.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2459#post-5611980

Our SuperWeasel and Friend to the Index @Raino85 returns, where has he copied this one from?!? We will never know. Dembele negotiations....

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2476#post-5613742

Mr Kevin @KUEFC09U2 knows the contract for Iceland already - and it's 150,000 (Tweets @ Dan Meis Per Week), follows up with a harsh rebuttal of the Index!!!!!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-161#post-5614259

@devogue says Iceland wants Everton, he asda move to us surely?!?!

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-162#post-5614311

Today wasn't the day - @EFCccc gets it wrong on Iceland

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-166#post-5616026

@alan ball hears a whisper about Pennington moving to Leeds... alas, it was an Echo, as it had been in the local rag for about three hours before the post

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/matt-pennington-loan.97772/

Walton or Milan? @n01efc thinks Siggy has a choice

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/£40m-bid-made-for-sigurdsson.97649/page-180#post-5618410

What does the Index look like after eight happy weeks??


1. @Raino85 - 450 Weasel Points
2. @EFCccc - 200 Weasel Points
3. @bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
4. @the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
5. @Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
6. @sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
7. @mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. @Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. @CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. @The Esk - 50 Grassing Points
11. @DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
12. @GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
13. @toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
14. @jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
15. @TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
16. @Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
17. @evertony - 10 Weasel Points
18. @n01efc - 10 Weasel Points
19. @KUEFC09U2 - 10 Weasel Points
20. @Number_25 - 10 Weasel Points
21. @BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
22. @Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
23. @Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
24. @CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
25. @Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
26. @Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
27. @liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
28. @WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
29. @ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
30. @COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
31. @butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
32. @AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
33. @killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
34. @Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
35. @II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
36. @bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
37. @Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
38. @when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
39. @Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
40. @tommye - 5 Weasel Points
41. @Username - 5 Weasel Points
42. @FCBarça - 5 Weasel Points
43. @mrb85 - 5 Weasel Points
44. @Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
45. @Tree13 - 5 Weasel Points
46. @ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
47. @Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
48. @Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
49. @davek - 5 Weasel Points
50. @DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
51. @billyblue80 - 5 Weasel Points
52. @BlueToff - 5 Weasel Points
53. @AdamDex - 5 Weasel Points
54. @dyk4xx - 5 Weasel Points
55. @SiEdmo - 5 Weasel Points
56. @Woolly Blue - 5 Weasel Points
57. @Baines' left foot - 5 Weasel Points
58. @TheFinnFan - 5 Weasel Points
59. @BinglyBlue -5 Weasel Points
60. @toffeeblue9 - 5 Weasel Points
61. @devogue - 5 Weasel Points
62. @alan ball - 5 Weasel Points



The @themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist has no new additions this week, if someone had called that young Dutch lad playing for us, they'd have been on it.

proxy.php


@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66

Final Thoughts:

  • Nearly every single one of the ITK rumour peddlers on social media called Iceland to have signed for us last week. Not one of them called Joshua Zirkzee signing for us. As ever, make of that what you will.
  • The Index became a matter for public discussion this week. It has only succeeded because of the Great Frandels of GrandOldTeam.com and we must once again thank @GrandOldTeam for defending our work to the world. We will endure.
  • Something we thought had gone has stirred under the soil. Groundsmen teams are investigating.
  • Hopefully, we will get some more juicy rumours soon, but we are still seeing new Weasels, and this is great.
  • Would the Index make an amusing livestream or podcast? Who cares!
WeaselHunters, you are the best. Unfortunately Si Currie tried to join us on the hunt this week, a relic from very early Everton forum days, but he will never be allowed his Index Hunters Badge and we denounce him.

Until next week!

I'm genuinely in awe of this. Amazing work @orly for his exemplary tracking of and exposure of this most hideous summer beast of GOT.

I want to go one step further and place on the record that this is next level safari. A level of which we have never seen before.

Fear he, weasels. You lying little toe rags. Fear he.
 


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