Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
The StevonFrandel seems to have a lot of pictures of ethnically diverse, vertically challenged topless angry men to share with us
Make of that what you will.
There are rumours, certainly not ones started by me though that he carries Verne Troyer round in a backpack and demands oral pleasure from him as and when he likes. Tell me the last time you saw Verne Troyer? Precisely.