Summer Transfer Window 2017

[marnie]

Not long now till the Sunday papers JARG rumours

 

[Goat]

Or getting past them with the ball.

lollollol

Mate, when did you become like this?

You used to be fun, these days you are all doom and gloom on Everton, whatever happens, happens, just enjoy the football.

 

[Goat]

Not long now till the Sunday papers JARG rumours

Hope they link us with somebody really terrible, AGAIN.

 

[devogue]

...couple of left sided defenders mentioned on the rumour site;

Adam Webster (@ijjysmith)

Yugo Nagatoma

Is that the japanese inter player? If so I'll cry, they are genuinely one of the worse defenders I've ever seen. Inter only have him for shirt sales in Asia.

 

[Goat]

Is that the japanese inter player? If so I'll cry, they are genuinely one of the worse defenders I've ever seen. Inter only have him for shirt sales in Asia.

Hes played 200 times for them.

 

[devogue]

Hopefully somebody not utterly rubbish like this Woods fella.

Somebody whos had more than 1 good season in their career hopefully.

This fella.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciro_Immobile

Or this fella.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Dost

Immobile is a weird one. I like him a lot but he was crap in Germany and Spain, so has only every been good in Italy. I have new clue why.

Bas Dost would be great but he would be very expensive and Sporting are very hard to deal with.

Personally I'd settle for Slimani. He is a lot better than people are making out.

 

[devogue]

Hes played 200 times for them.

Inter fans utterly hate him and tbh inter aren't the power they once were.

 

[hinchcliffesleftfoot]

I cant find a Striker available for 15m, its not possible to buy a good Striker for 15m, so whoever I mention wouldnt be as cheap, but theres a reason hes cheap and theres a reason he signing for Burnley.

It rhymes with top.

No worries mate. I think your right in that there's not much proven quality about for reasonable prices. That's why, at the price, I think he'd be a useful addition, without proclaiming him our target man saviour.

Not looking for trouble me, I'll pipedown and nod approvingly when peeps start saying we should be in for Draxler, Icardi, Benteke (@£50m!), Bellotti and Mandzukic....

 

[sageyefc]

See some of you lads have been drinking heavily tonight

 

[Goat]

No worries mate. I think your right in that there's not much proven quality about for reasonable prices. That's why, at the price, I think he'd be a useful addition, without proclaiming him our target man saviour.

Not looking for trouble me, I'll pipedown and nod approvingly when peeps start saying we should be in for Draxler, Icardi, Benteke (@£50m!), Bellotti and Mandzukic....

No mate, if you see mentals suggesting any of those players call them clowns.

 

[marnie]

Hope they link us with somebody really terrible, AGAIN.

Lazy Journos will still link us with Winston Reid even though he's signed a new contract.

 

[Ring master]

Unless we have someone lined up forward wise,or been working on it for last week or so,the closer we get to the end of the window,the more i dont think we might get a forward as the team losing will say they need time to replace them etc

 

[Connor]

I cant find a Striker available for 15m, its not possible to buy a good Striker for 15m, so whoever I mention wouldnt be as cheap, but theres a reason hes cheap and theres a reason he signing for Burnley.

It rhymes with top.

20 million he's available for.

 

[ijjysmith]

...couple of left sided defenders mentioned on the rumour site;

Adam Webster (@ijjysmith)

Yugo Nagatoma

No to both thanks

 

[Goat]

20 million he's available for.

Scott Sinclair would be cheaper and has a better goalscoring record in the Farmers PL.