Summer Transfer Window 2017

[danielsen]

 

[Barnfred 55]

Don't worry mate, there'll be a January transfer thread statrted the moment this one is shut down

I reckon there'll be about 10. Multiple posters scrabbling around 1 minute after 11 to be the first to do a Kurt.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I don't think I've seen that 'do something everton' pic posted once. The one with the stick figure and the club badge.

It's not a transfer window without it, if somebody can find it and post it.

I saw it posted when we were playing Ruzemberok in the first leg and were way off the pace, much more apt than this window!

 

[CRIMHEAD]

I'm not suggesting necessarily that Merseyside's underworld crime figures hang out with birds who are into Greek shenanigans, but when Barkley goosed that gangster's moll, he really opened Pandora's Box. Not only has Rosscoe been told to 'get outta town la', but now, (according to esteemed and evidently informed GOT member @Stuartisitc1878 ) I hear that Nathan Redmond is being threatened with a cordless bungee jump off the world's tallest stand unless Southampton acquiesces to releasing VD .

This has been quite a window...

I thought we were over the gangster stuff...

 

[Stuartisitc1878]

a plan has landed in an airport? this is breaking news!

 

[danielsen]

a plan has landed in an airport? this is breaking news!

could be or not

 

[Shibbywiggles]

If we sign a player that Koeman/Walsh wants I reckon they'll probably be boss, much like how Rooney has been our best player and DCL is repaying Ronks faith after a cracking performance against probably the best team in the league.

 

[Nymzee]

Beach football with Hugo Sanchez and Neri Castillio?

Neri Castillo! Forgot all about that wizard. Loved him at Shakhtar.

 

[Nymzee]

Hanging out with Mario Jardel I heard. (He speaks Portuguese so it counts).

Actually google Jardel's goal record, unreal.

Decent article on thesefootballtimes.co about Mario Jardel.

 

[danielsen]

Everton are interested in Leicester City's Islam Slimani. (Source: Sky Sports News)

 

[a bell maul]

It certainly has me old flash mate and we still have a week to go. Who knows what else can and will happen.

You are not wrong mate. Already, for 3307 transfer thread pages, GOT members have been dragged down rabbit hole and catapulted through looking glass. I've always considered my cognition to be entertaining of things weird and wonderful, but I must confess to feeling a little imaginatively stretched...

 

[KaiserEFC]

Please not Slimani

 

[a bell maul]

I thought we were over the gangster stuff...

don't blame me mate, @Stuartisitc1878 kicked it off again...

 

[AstroCyclo]

It's probably a case now of either sign someone we are not at all convinced with or just stick with what we have.

 

[a bell maul]

Jimenez terrifies me, he would be awful.

I am confident he's not on the radar. I've seen a bit of Mexico; lovely country but gash at football.