Summer Transfer Window 2017

Barnfred 55 · August 23, 2017

COYBL25 said:
Don't worry mate, there'll be a January transfer thread statrted the moment this one is shut down

I reckon there'll be about 10. Multiple posters scrabbling around 1 minute after 11 to be the first to do a Kurt.

Shibbywiggles · August 23, 2017

bicycleheader said:
I don't think I've seen that 'do something everton' pic posted once. The one with the stick figure and the club badge.

It's not a transfer window without it, if somebody can find it and post it.

I saw it posted when we were playing Ruzemberok in the first leg and were way off the pace, much more apt than this window!

CRIMHEAD · August 23, 2017

a bell maul said:
I'm not suggesting necessarily that Merseyside's underworld crime figures hang out with birds who are into Greek shenanigans, but when Barkley goosed that gangster's moll, he really opened Pandora's Box. Not only has Rosscoe been told to 'get outta town la', but now, (according to esteemed and evidently informed GOT member @Stuartisitc1878 ) I hear that Nathan Redmond is being threatened with a cordless bungee jump off the world's tallest stand unless Southampton acquiesces to releasing VD .

This has been quite a window...

I thought we were over the gangster stuff...

Stuartisitc1878 · August 23, 2017

danielsen said:

a plan has landed in an airport? this is breaking news!

danielsen · August 23, 2017

Stuartisitc1878 said:
a plan has landed in an airport? this is breaking news!

could be

or not

Shibbywiggles · August 23, 2017

If we sign a player that Koeman/Walsh wants I reckon they'll probably be boss, much like how Rooney has been our best player and DCL is repaying Ronks faith after a cracking performance against probably the best team in the league.

Nymzee · August 23, 2017

Bob Latchford said:
Beach football with Hugo Sanchez and Neri Castillio?

Neri Castillo! Forgot all about that wizard. Loved him at Shakhtar.

Nymzee · August 23, 2017

CahillsCornerFlag said:
Hanging out with Mario Jardel I heard. (He speaks Portuguese so it counts).

Actually google Jardel's goal record, unreal.

Decent article on thesefootballtimes.co about Mario Jardel.

danielsen · August 23, 2017

Everton are interested in Leicester City's Islam Slimani. (Source: Sky Sports News)

a bell maul · August 23, 2017

Stuartisitc1878 said:
It certainly has me old flash mate and we still have a week to go. Who knows what else can and will happen.

You are not wrong mate. Already, for 3307 transfer thread pages, GOT members have been dragged down rabbit hole and catapulted through looking glass. I've always considered my cognition to be entertaining of things weird and wonderful, but I must confess to feeling a little imaginatively stretched...