My prediction is the RS will sell the sick note want away Brazilian for a record fee having made sure all their fans turn on him and then they'll bid for VVD again because we all know Southampton will fold under the pressure and except a low bid saying they had no choice claiming Jurgen sent round the same Scouse gangsters that are forcing Barkley out of the City. “Oh but they threated to throw Nathan Redman off the very top of the Big Stand (which is the tallest man made structure ever) unless VVD was allowed to leave” they’ll say! “what could we do”?. They’ll probably sign Draxler too because Klopps German and Draxler is Germany and that’s about as solid a link as you'll find from any highly paid sports journalist.
Come 11pm next Thursday as the window closes we'll find Jim White, chocking himself on his yellow tie to make his erecting that much stronger and his Sky Sports News cronies label this their greatest transfer window EVER and quickly wrestle the title Manchester United won only last weekend and hand it to Jordan Henderson who, immediately distracted and confused by his own reflection assuming it's the devil come to drag him to hell (back to Sunderland) beats himself to death with his own left boot. Despite his tragic passing Southgate still calls him up to the England team and starts him in midfield 3 with Jake Livermore and a promotional cut out of Ben Afleck from the latest Batman movie. England go on to win 3-0 thanks to 2 goals from Harry Kane and a screamer from Afleck.
Like I said – just a prediction but I can see this happening.