a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
I'm not suggesting necessarily that Merseyside's underworld crime figures hang out with birds who are into Greek shenanigans, but when Barkley goosed that gangster's moll, he really opened Pandora's Box. Not only has Rosscoe been told to 'get outta town la', but now, (according to esteemed and evidently informed GOT member @Stuartisitc1878 ) I hear that Nathan Redmond is being threatened with a cordless bungee jump off the world's tallest stand unless Southampton acquiesces to releasing VD .
This has been quite a window...
This has been quite a window...