Here is today's alternative transfer news update, back by absolutely no demand at all;
Santiago Sosa deal has moved closer after 'The Specialist' was brought in to sort out a Visa. In a highly unusual move Farhad Moshiri made contact with Ray Quick from Miami in a bid to get the move pushed through, it's thought the deal will be completed on Friday and immigration officials family members will be returned unharmed.
Everton still hold an interest in Adolfo Gaich, the contract stipulates that he resolves the issues with his incredibly suspect haircuts prior to signing. There was a hold up in negotiations when Adolfo boarded the flight to Liverpool with a suspicious uniform packed in his luggage, he later explained he uses this for role play. Customs also destroyed a comedy spoof version of 'the boy in striped pyjamas' from his hand luggage.
Reports at the end of last week suggesting we held an interest in Diego Costa have been quashed after he confirmed that he has turned to his true calling, cannibalism. He's yet to confirm a target but Bill Kenwright hasn't been seen since going over to negotiate the now failed deal so some good appears to have come from this.
One bit of news on outgoings is that RB Leipzig appear to have stepped up their interest in Ademola Lookman, he is no longer required and a poor showing in Kenya confirmed to Silva that he wasn't up to PL football. In a shameful attempt to shift blame Lookman has blamed his injury on a chance meeting with Liam Neeson in the tunnel prior to the game.
More news as we receive it.