Cool game. I’ll have a go:
Andy Carroll to Hartlepool? Oh my god... And Everton without a Striker
Are Hartlepool honestly going for Carroll? Aren't they non-League?
I can't see them affording him to be honest
Carroll could still do something at a Championship or lower Premier League club if he could stay fit
I'd honestly have him at Everton if he was willing to sign a "get paid if you play" deal, which means we wouldn't get shafted if he got hurt again