Summer Transfer Window 2019

[The Penny Blue]

Both of whom
If its the commentators then the video is obviously aimed at the American market.
No one in their right mind who knows anything about football would use that terminology

That’s a small market, American Everton supporters.
The only half decent suggestion was Mæhle all else was trash.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Broadhead going, must have someone lined up on the right....

 

[Nymzee]

Broadhead going, must have someone lined up on the right....

Because he was such a well used squad member last season ahead of Richarlison & Walcott?

 

[GwladysPhil]

...ffs, didn’t realise it was a joke.

I think it originated with someone saying they saw Riqueleme there, but they where deadly serious.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Because he was such a well used squad member last season ahead of Richarlison & Walcott?

Aye but we aren’t blessed with wide men our manager actually likes.

Turn it in, it’s fair point.

 

[evertonarntwe]

broadhead going to a league 1 team at 21 with a new contract, should just cash in on him now

 

[Bob Latchford]

Finch Farm Friday.

Flaccid Friday.... ok enough about me...

 

[Nymzee]

Aye but we aren’t blessed with wide men our manager actually likes.

Turn it in, it’s fair point.

It’s not fair, we’ve got 2 right wingers, sending a kid that’s never played out on loan doesn’t suggest we’ve got a new right winger ready to be announced does it.

 

[MikeH72]

Flap Friday.

 

[Bungle]

Self-flagellation Friday

One Striker and one Defensive Midfielder in today, both reveal videos released early evening about 90 minutes apart. Nice way to start a weekend, thanks Everton.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Crap video entrance friday

 

[Yarrgh]

Self-flagellation Friday

One Striker and one Defensive Midfielder in today, both reveal videos released early evening about 90 minutes apart. Nice way to start a weekend, thanks Everton.

You've dialed in today's update Bungz.

 

[buskwhi2]

It’s not fair, we’ve got 2 right wingers, sending a kid that’s never played out on loan doesn’t suggest we’ve got a new right winger ready to be announced does it.

Agreed. It’s like saying if we agreed to loan Gibson out to get experience that we must have a centre back ready to be announced.

It’s likely they’ve decided broadhead isn’t ready yet and the best thing for his development is to go out on loan - irrespective of how many other wingers we currently have.

 

[Tony1985]

That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*

I’ve been on here since 2012 and this is comfortably the best post I’ve witnessed.

 

[Bungle]

You've dialed in today's update Bungz.

Sadly @caught has put an end to me ever trying to use humour again after his earlier post, I've considered quitting the forum this morning.