Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Bungle]

I used that to pay a taxi fully cut after wandering the city on a night out and didn’t have a bloody clue where I was.

Just seen the streetview from a busier day, crikey

 

[PhilEFC]

We don't need gerrymandering, we need a man of ACTION.
Kean is done, but the progress on other transfers are worrying.

2 Signings need to be confirmed by monday, in my opinion.

This place doesn’t deserve words like gerrymandering.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

We don't need gerrymandering, we need a man of ACTION.
Kean is done, but the progress on other transfers are worrying.

2 Signings need to be confirmed by monday, in my opinion.

I don't think gerrymandering means what you think it does.

Although I agree, changing the electoral boundries to favour ones own chosen party is probably a distraction from signing a winger.

 

[Bluerover]

Haha I’m 30 years old and that still tickles me I had to do it

T
As posted earlier, they are lovely people, it is a great city with loads of culture, history, festivals, great pubs - just DON'T TALK ABOUT HURLING!"

Mind you I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Dublin beat the proverbial out of them, 0-22 to 1-07, in the 2011 League Final - although they then hammered us in Leinster. I also was thrilled when we beat them in the LSF replay in Portlaoise in Leinster in 2013.

They are bad losers, but even worse winners!!

 

[bol-uk]

I used that to pay a taxi fully cut after wandering the city on a night out and didn’t have a bloody clue where I was.

I’ve been beyond talking point in the past and had to point which way to go to the cabby cos no words would come out.
Phil Neville would be good at this

 

[orly]

That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*

Genius as usual this

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Fall through Friday

 

[Nymzee]

I’ve been beyond talking point in the past and had to point which way to go to the cabby cos no words would come out.
Phil Neville would be good at this

I’m not from the area so it’s quite scary actually when I do it haha. Ended up walking right to the other end of Toxteth once.

 

[Brisan123]

I’ve been beyond talking point in the past and had to point which way to go to the cabby cos no words would come out.
Phil Neville would be good at this

Walking home buckled one night a squad car stopped me and asked if I was all right
I pointed and moved my lips and they just looked and drove away

 

[Kinky Koeman]

That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*

When I grow up I want to be you.

 

[Eggs]

Just seen the streetview from a busier day, crikey

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....brilliant, Tom does actually live nearby (opposite my Mother in Laws).

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I’m not from the area so it’s quite scary actually when I do it haha. Ended up walking right to the other end of Toxteth once.

A mate of mine got banned by Delta after yelling at their dispatcher after an hour wait once and decided to walk home from a party in Allerton to his parents house in Formby. I think he slept on a bench in the Mystery.

 

[matty1878]

A mate of mine got banned by Delta after yelling at their dispatcher after an hour wait once and decided to walk home from a party in Allerton to his parents house in Formby. I think he slept on a bench in the Mystery.

Walk home to Formby from Allerton? Is he off his tree! lol

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Walk home to Formby from Allerton? Is he off his tree! lol

At that moment, yes. He was quite convincingly off his tree.

 

[Hangleton]

Just seen the streetview from a busier day, crikey

View attachment 64008

Tom keeping a lookout while his bird is emptying the ATM.