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Summer Transfer Window 2019

Everton's Transfer Window

  • Good

    Votes: 394 49.0%

  • Alright

    Votes: 329 40.9%

  • Poor

    Votes: 81 10.1%
  • Total voters
    804
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we've had to deal with people moaning all summer for Brands to get our targets in the last week of the window, Brands out tbh.
 
caught said:
That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*
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Is the only worthy reply to that.
Superb lollollol
 

Hawhaw said:
Part of me think's they're relegated without him and will try keep him at all cost.

Another part I think, they'll have no choice but to sell.

Leicester are in similar position with Maguire. There is little reason to keep an unhappy player.

We was lucky Gueye didn't down tools, a rarity in this modern game. Zaha has burnt too many bridges for me.
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I would never say Zaha has burnt bridges with Palace.
if anything he has been more than loyal is this day and age.

5 years since he returned there from United and he has got better in each season.
At 26, if Palace could secure £60m for him then both parties have done well.

The problem is Crystal Palace simply cannot attract that level of player, and with Zaha having recently signed a large contract extension, he has no cards in his favour.
 
I can’t see Palace letting Zaha go at this point unless they knew they were bringing in a winger. I think they would ask for Walcott to be included in any deal.
 

So looks like Gbamin and Kean basically done.

Just CB, Winger and RB in the remaining 5 days. Looks like a lot of transfers are starting to move now.
 
I am wondering who the centre back could even be [if its for certain not zouma],as i dont think we have seen many links to Defenders,or no were near as many for a team that wants and needs one
 
Nymzee said:
I’m not from the area so it’s quite scary actually when I do it haha. Ended up walking right to the other end of Toxteth once.
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I did it in Edinburgh once, ended up totally lost in the burbs with no power of speech or phone. Like you say, terrifying.
 
Ring master said:
I am wondering who the centre back could even be [if its for certain not zouma],as i dont think we have seen many links to Defenders,or no were near as many for a team that wants and needs one
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Rumours that Monaco are trying to offload Badiashile. Looks a excellent prospect and left footed too.

Also ready to get rid of Sidibe who was outstanding in that excellent Monaco team from a couple of years ago. Supposedly had a bad injury - but a loan as cover for Coleman would be ideal.
 

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