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Summer Transfer Window 2019

Everton's Transfer Window

  • Good

    Votes: 394 49.0%

  • Alright

    Votes: 329 40.9%

  • Poor

    Votes: 81 10.1%
  • Total voters
    804
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caught said:
That's really nothing like how it went at all. Here's the transcript:

Juventus: Ciao Mr Brands

Brands: *Heavy breathing*

Juventus: Mr Brands?

Brands: ... uh, huh, hello?

Juventus: Mr Brands! Hi! We were wondering if you would like Mandzukic for one season?

Brands: Hurrgh!. What? Who?

Juventus: Mandzukic, Mr Brands! Top class Croatian striker.

Brands: a/s/l?

Juventus: What?

Brands: Agurrrrr. You know what I'm asking.

Juventus: Oh. Erm, 33, male, Turin.

Brands: nolol. You have any teenagers?

Juventus: Che cosa?

Brands: Adolescente!

Juventus: Um, well we have one but not that we would part with.

Brands: I want him.

Juventus: Mr Brands, I'm sorry but we...

Brands: I shall take him.

Juventus: Mr Brands! This is inapp...

Brands: He is taken.

Juventus: Mr Brands you cannot just claim he is taken and it be so! There is a complex process to a transfer beteween clubs, as you well kno...

Brands: Urghhh! Check Twitter.

Juventus: What? Why would we want to... oh Dio!

Brands: Say it.

Juventus: This cannot be....

Brands: SAY IT

Juventus: "Moist Ken is a bloo"... this cannot be!

Brands: I took him at "Ciao".

Juventus: This is heartbreaking Mr Brands! You cannot do thi...

Brands: He is mine. Now ask me.

Juventus: Ask you what?

Brands: Ask me.

Juventus: Mr brands? I do not know what you are...

Brands: ASK ME!

Juventus: Very well Mr Brands! Very well! What were those sounds?

Brands: Describe the sounds.

Juventus: "uh", "hurrr", "agurrr", etc.

Brands: What would you like to know?

Juventus: You asked me to ask!

Brands: And now tell me.

Juventus: Tell you what?

Brands: Tell me what the sounds were.

Juventus: Mr Brands, you asked me to ask! I have no idea!

Brands: Your boy is mine. I have taken all that you love. Tell me.

Juventus: Mr Brands!

Brands: TELL ME

Juventus: It was you ploughing mia madre wasn't it?

Brands: And I wasn't even erect when I did it.

Juventus: Mr Brands, what you have done seems unnecessary.

Brands: I think you need to speak to your mother.

Juventus: Is she still there.

Brands: Yes (passes phone)

Juve's mum: Mio caro?

Juventus: Mia madre? Is that really you?

Juve's mum: Sì

Juventus: What have you done?

Juve's mum: I've taken it in three holes from Mr Brands while he signed Moise Kean.

Juventus: OH MAMA! WHY?

Juve's mum: You're too young to understand.

Juventus: Did you at least get him to insert a buy back clause?

Juve's mum: Yes, he inserted a buy back clause.

Juventus: Really? Oh well, at least that's some good news.

Juve's mum: Wait, my English is not perfect: when you say 'buy back clause' do you mean nine fingers and a wheel of edam?

Juventus: NO MAMA! I mean a contractual agreement to re-sign Moise in a year or two!

Juve's mum: Ah. No. He just inserted nine fingers and a wheel of edam.

Juventus: MAMAAAAAA!

Brands: Is there a problem?

Juventus: Are you now my papa?

Brands: I'll never be papa. *hangs up*
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haha ffs lad :)
 
Disgruntledgoat said:
I don't think gerrymandering means what you think it does.

Although I agree, changing the electoral boundries to favour ones own chosen party is probably a distraction from signing a winger.
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Brings to mind the time Rangers repainted the boundaries at Ibrox to the minimum width to frustrate Dinamo Kiev's wingers.
 
If all goes well with the medical sounds like we could be in for a double announcement today or tomorrow
Hopefully Kean and Gbamin having the Ivory Coast connection will help them settle a bit quicker
 

ValBlue said:
If all goes well with the medical sounds like we could be in for a double announcement today or tomorrow
Hopefully Kean and Gbamin having the Ivory Coast connection will help them settle a bit quicker
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French speaking, so there's Digne, and the unmovable rock that is Morgan at the club. Maybe Zouma to return... that's a nice French speaking contingent for them to feel at home in. If only there was a certain PSG midfielder left as well.
 
ValBlue said:
If all goes well with the medical sounds like we could be in for a double announcement today or tomorrow
Hopefully Kean and Gbamin having the Ivory Coast connection will help them settle a bit quicker
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A certain mr Wilfried Zaha makes a bit more sense too, now you mention this link. ;)
 

ValBlue said:
If all goes well with the medical sounds like we could be in for a double announcement today or tomorrow
Hopefully Kean and Gbamin having the Ivory Coast connection will help them settle a bit quicker
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I will find everyone on here responsible for my desk being smashed to pieces due to the lack of patience of being an Everton fan....I demand announcements immediately!!!!
:rant:
 
maccavennie said:
If we go back in for him I think it will be this weekend or not at all. I don't think Palace will entertain the idea of selling him in the last couple of days in the window.
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Part of me think's they're relegated without him and will try keep him at all cost.

Another part I think, they'll have no choice but to sell.

Leicester are in similar position with Maguire. There is little reason to keep an unhappy player.

We was lucky Gueye didn't down tools, a rarity in this modern game. Zaha has burnt too many bridges for me.
 

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