Carlito
Player Valuation: £40m
'Like Peter Reid chasing Maradona' is my dad's go-to line whenever someone gets left for dead on a football pitch.In awe at Peter Reid’s attempt to stop the best player on the planet in a World Cup quarter final never breaking into anything more than a leisurely jog
Reminds me of when he was giving Gareth Barry loads for getting legged by Ozil in South Africa, and I was insistent that Barry's hamstring had gone, because there was no way he'd have been embarrassed like that otherwise.
It hadn't.