don’t see many potential signings in that list
You're breathing aren't you ! Blue Eagle thinks you should be grateful over that. Though what that has to do with Everton, maybe he will tell us.
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don’t see many potential signings in that list
sorry your fellaIt's 2023 mate, who even has a bird?
who's that in your profile pic then?It's 2023 mate, who even has a bird?
It's 2023 mate, who even has a bird?
Now ask it to give us a serviceable left backI asked chat GPT to give me a short poem about this occasion, with some prompts it's given me
Grand old team with forums grand, despair and bedwetting go hand in hand.
A thread on transfers, fifteen thousand comments strong, a thousand pages filled with hope gone wrong.
Everton, oh dear, signings are rare, the fans' excitement turns to despair.
With each passing comment, their hopes would rise, dreams of new players die before their eyes.
But alas, the transfer window remained dry, Everton's management left them wondering why.
Despair settled in, causing some distress, as fans clutched their bedsheets, filled with bedwetting mess.
It is pretty effin funny that Everton has us reduced to being grateful for our breathYou're breathing aren't you ! Blue Eagle thinks you should be grateful over that. Though what that has to do with Everton, maybe he will tell us.
You're breathing aren't you ! Blue Eagle thinks you should be grateful over that. Though what that has to do with Everton, maybe he will tell us.
Me and Dom are having a baby...A guy then..whatever floats you're boat matey.
At what price though? Call me old fashioned but my idea of a well run club will never be one that thrives through the grace and favour of a murderous regimefeeling sado masochistic and just to imagine what supporting a well run club feels like, I watched da horse punchers behind the scenes video of their new signing Tonali. how far we have fallen, and how fast have they risen. go on son u should watch it too
It is pretty effin funny that Everton has us reduced to being grateful for our breath
It'll be the theme of Bill's next fan letter
Me and Dom are having a baby...
Here's the response, I think I broke it.Now ask it to give us a serviceable left back
Stadium isn’t even that positive I’m not interested whether we play at BMD Goodison or Sefton park, the teams quality is pathetic squad depth is poor and clubs run like a joke shop.Snap into reality mate, the club is at its worst it’s ever been. It’s not bed wetting to be genuinely fearful of where the club’s heading
Give one positive, besides the stadium, about the club right now?
Nadine........ he used to be called Derek....... What a modern world we live in. xWhat's his name?