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Summer transfer window 2023

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feeling sado masochistic and just to imagine what supporting a well run club feels like, I watched da horse punchers behind the scenes video of their new signing Tonali. how far we have fallen, and how fast have they risen. go on son u should watch it too
 

I asked chat GPT to give me a short poem about this occasion, with some prompts it's given me

Grand old team with forums grand, despair and bedwetting go hand in hand.
A thread on transfers, fifteen thousand comments strong, a thousand pages filled with hope gone wrong.
Everton, oh dear, signings are rare, the fans' excitement turns to despair.

With each passing comment, their hopes would rise, dreams of new players die before their eyes.

But alas, the transfer window remained dry, Everton's management left them wondering why.
Despair settled in, causing some distress, as fans clutched their bedsheets, filled with bedwetting mess.
Now ask it to give us a serviceable left back
 
You're breathing aren't you ! Blue Eagle thinks you should be grateful over that. Though what that has to do with Everton, maybe he will tell us.
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feeling sado masochistic and just to imagine what supporting a well run club feels like, I watched da horse punchers behind the scenes video of their new signing Tonali. how far we have fallen, and how fast have they risen. go on son u should watch it too
At what price though? Call me old fashioned but my idea of a well run club will never be one that thrives through the grace and favour of a murderous regime
 

Now ask it to give us a serviceable left back
Here's the response, I think I broke it.

If you're looking to suggest a serviceable left back for Everton, here's a recommendation:
Ben Chilwell from Chelsea could be a great addition to Everton's left-back position. Chilwell is an English international known for his attacking prowess and defensive solidity. He possesses excellent crossing ability and can contribute significantly to the team's attacking play. Chilwell also has good defensive awareness and positioning, making him a reliable option at the back.
His experience playing for a top Premier League club like Chelsea and featuring in the UEFA Champions League provides him with the necessary exposure and adaptability to perform at a high level. Chilwell's age (currently 25) means he has several years of prime playing time ahead of him, making him a valuable long-term investment for Everton.
 
Snap into reality mate, the club is at its worst it’s ever been. It’s not bed wetting to be genuinely fearful of where the club’s heading

Give one positive, besides the stadium, about the club right now?
Stadium isn’t even that positive I’m not interested whether we play at BMD Goodison or Sefton park, the teams quality is pathetic squad depth is poor and clubs run like a joke shop.
 

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