Summer transfer window 2023

[sandybrownsbighead]

Wank Horseshite

To the tune of?

 

[sd_1992]

*ring ring, ring ring*
"Hello, Police please."



Danjuma?! lol lol

Great work Kev.

Amazing how our mangers keep somehow wanting players the last one got linked with! Just like Lampard wanted McNeil.

Why is our scouting department so so poor.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

As long as we steer clear of Elanga. I don’t think people realise how utterly dire he is.

Is he that bad?...genuinely don't think I've seen him play.....just wondering if you've seen enough to form a definitive opinion on him.

 

[Tel001]

Apart from Young, do you think we will have any new players by the Fulham game?

Feels eerily familiar to last summer

Tom davies maybe ?

Or che adams

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

If we wait until nearer to August the 12th before we get anyone in we will save a significant amount in wages - possibly over a million.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

I don't know much about him - but 21 and a reasonable youtube vid, once highly rated etc.

What are the red flags ?

That reasonable youtube vid for one

 

[Tel001]

I read somewhere a £20M bid was accepted by Leeds

Was from

BoyspenBILL1878 on twitter

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Does anyone else think it's weird that our transfer targets are never consistent? Like, we go for a player in January but miss out. Surely, we'd go for the same player in the next window? It's like we completely forget about being interested in them.

I don’t think it helps that we seem to change managers every season either!
But you’re spot on

 

[Tipp blue]

I see the club have started releasing the obligatory videos of Dom saying he is feeling fit and getting back to his best.

Everything reeks of a combo of crap, low-end recruitment and going with what we've got at the moment

Might be fit now.. but when you've got wheatbix for ligaments you won't be fit and ready for long.. no doubt he'll be injured before the first game snap his ACL while clipping his toenails.

 

[Tel001]

Going to call it now, bet we bring in 5.

EVERTON!

I’m going a step further 5 players with a combined age of 191 years

 

[dutchblue54]

4 weeks to go and we have let quite a few players go and have brought in 1 free very old player who still hasn't been announced. As we stand we are worse off than last season and definite relegation fodder but don't worry, the king of transfers and contacts is on the case. The only person that didn't see this coming is the ignorant helmet who begged him to stay.

maybe but on the other hand werent we calling for a clear out of the dead wood last year ? Coady yes a shame, Mina (would he have stayed fit over the course of the season), Simms (Dyche didnt really play him a lot), the rest we can do without for sure. Hope the clear out continues: still Maupay, Gray, Holgate, Gomes and Gbamin to go

 

[Thomasc]

If we wait until nearer to August the 12th before we get anyone in we will save a significant amount in wages - possibly over a million.

Yep

Willing to bet there are no new faces that we have paid a fee for in the starting line up for the first game.
Pickford
Patterson / Coleman
Mykolenko/ Godfrey/ Young
Tarkowski
Branthwaite /Keane
Garner
Gana
Doucoure/ Onana
Iwobi
DCL
McNeil

 

[Zatara]

Caught offside: Harry Maguire £35mil link

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I don't know much about him - but 21 and a reasonable youtube vid, once highly rated etc.

What are the red flags ?

Right, well I'll start with the positives:
- Young
- Fast
- Works hard.

But:
I have rarely seen a player run into so many blind alleys, nor a player who so consistently seems to make the wrong choice of when to hold onto the ball, when to pass, when to shoot and where to run. Considering he is fast, he seems to have real difficulty in actually beating a man, he seems to give the ball away so much too.

In terms of a player to compare him to, whilst not being exactly the same, he has serious Dan James vibes, but worse.

Of course, football is all about opinions but I have seen a lot of him and genuinely find him to be awful. Every Utd fan I know who actually watch a lot of football think he's utter garbage and can't wait to get rid.

Only one club has been chasing him for two years . . .

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

Is he that bad?...genuinely don't think I've seen him play.....just wondering if you've seen enough to form a definitive opinion on him.

See the post above. I have seen a lot of him. Not saying I'm correct of course, we all have different views, but it is based on a lot of evidence before my eyes and conversations with Utd fans.