Summer transfer window 2023

[Brett Angell Delight]

Medicals booked can only mean one thing, @Tofeenut knows who it is?

If its Che Adams can you tamper with his test results like use the X-ray from when Gomes ankle was facing the wrong way

Don’t put your trust in that charlatan. He’s turned to the dark side.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Osman was an actual midget but was really good in the air, Maupay just doesn’t even bother to jump. His height shouldn’t be an excuse.

Remember Ossie outjumping Kompany to score against City?

 

[Eggs]

If you’re small, you make up for it with positioning and effort. He has neither when it comes to heading the ball

…..ha, ha. Osman had a terrific leap and scored some magnificent headers. I think there was one against Man City when he got clobbered after meeting it. What a genius of a player he was. Look at this for positioning and effort;

 

[MikeH72]

Remember Ossie outjumping Kompany to score against City?

He scored loads of headers, he had a lot of faults but his ability in the air was definitely a strength.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

…..ha, ha. Osman had a terrific leap and scored some magnificent headers. I think there was one against Man City when he got clobbered after meeting it. What a genius of a player he was.

I just can’t believe how bad Maupay is to be Frank. He is actually good at nothing

 

[jonnyboy316]

He scored loads of headers, he had a lot of faults but his ability in the air was definitely a strength.

Speed and upper body strength his stand out weaknesses

 

[BenToffee79]

We sold Simms for the price we're paying just to loan Danjuma..

We sold 'Ishe Samuels-Smith' just to cover Dyche's bonus ( Which was part of his bloody job anyway

Relegation would have meant a drop in

I just can’t believe how bad Maupay is to be Frank. He is actually good at nothing

As bad as Brett Angell

 

[MikeH72]

I just can’t believe how bad Maupay is to be Frank. He is actually good at nothing

I hate that thing he does where he “drops deep” but it doesn’t actually lead to anything, just one touch passes it straight back to one of the centre backs. It’s like he’s trying to get his touches and pass completion numbers up so he can pretend he’s a “link player” but he doesn’t actually link anything, there’s no purpose to him doing it. I genuinely can’t think of a more pointless footballer. We’d be no worse off playing with 10 men.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Be happy to let Maupay go for buttons and give him a chance.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I hate that thing he does where he “drops deep” but it doesn’t actually lead to anything, just one touch passes it straight back to one of the centre backs. It’s like he’s trying to get his touches and pass completion numbers up so he can pretend he’s a “link player” but he doesn’t actually link anything, there’s no purpose to him doing it. I genuinely can’t think of a more pointless footballer. We’d be no worse off playing with 10 men.

I am considering him the worst signing we have ever made which is some achievement. It actually makes me mad

 

[Verbal Kint]

Dyche historically has usually played with two physically imposing lads as his front two,so Icheanacho doesn't seem to fit the model,has he scored more than a few headers in his whole career?

I don't think he has to be honest, he just doesn't seem to be a Dyche type player.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Dyche historically has usually played with two physically imposing lads as his front two,so Icheanacho doesn't seem to fit the model,has he scored more than a few headers in his whole career?

I don't think he has to be honest, he just doesn't seem to be a Dyche type player.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

He scored loads of headers, he had a lot of faults but his ability in the air was definitely a strength.

Tbf, he did have a big, slight peanut shaped, head for a little fella
Gives him the advantage over mighty Maupay

 

[malcson]

Have you ever watched football? Jay Rodriguez is massive. Ings isn’t exactly a lamp post but he is stocky, powerful and uses his body well. They are both exactly the prototype of forward that Sean Dyche likes, they both play back to goal very well and like a physical battle.

Jay Rodriguez is worse than Maupay

 

[MikeH72]

I am considering him the worst signing we have ever made which is some achievement. It actually makes me mad

Taking into consideration the position the club was in at the time of his signing, what we actually needed to buy, added to his output and price tag, it’s a very fair suggestion to say he’s the worst signing we’ve ever made.