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everton1953
Player Valuation: £40m
There will be a few tempers list on here if chirpy chermi doesn't sign.
Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
A bit bold perhaps, but I think I'm going to believe Scouted Football's assessment over some crybaby Twitter cranks
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I've not been this excited since Michael Branch broke though into the first team
You will all turn on him.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Some are already and he hasn’t even had a medical
sandybrownsbighead
serving a full life sentence
You wanted news, you got news. This is as good as it gets. Only an actual football match could spoil it
dutchblue54
Player Valuation: £20m
Surely he will be in a role like Simms last year: 3rd option. So we get another more senior striker and Maupay to p&^^^ off
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
Genius. Linked to Gyokeres for months who would have been perfect and could have signed 2 months ago and done full preseason. Instead buy the bloke who will no longer get a game for Sporting due to them buying Gyokeres, but with us possibly paying more for the lad than they did for Gyokeres.
Meanwhile, we snatch Maupay from Salernitana who then proceeds to be the worst player to pull on an Everton shirt for the last 8 decades. In desperation, Salernitana by a big bloke who turns out to be the exact Dom covering profile that would suit Everton. Everton then consider offering TWENTY MILLION EUROS PLUS MAUPAY who they wanted all along to acquire the bloke they bought because they didn’t get Maupay.
Now, it would seem something strange is going on here. Acumen indeed.
Meanwhile, we snatch Maupay from Salernitana who then proceeds to be the worst player to pull on an Everton shirt for the last 8 decades. In desperation, Salernitana by a big bloke who turns out to be the exact Dom covering profile that would suit Everton. Everton then consider offering TWENTY MILLION EUROS PLUS MAUPAY who they wanted all along to acquire the bloke they bought because they didn’t get Maupay.
Now, it would seem something strange is going on here. Acumen indeed.
sandybrownsbighead
serving a full life sentence
Of course but let’s enjoy this brief honeymoon period before he trips over his bootlaces taking his first penalty
Baggzio
Player Valuation: £15m
Link doesn’t work for some reason but this is the first official link to Che Adams. It has begun.
Victus
Player Valuation: £35m
I'll always give an Everton player a chance. I just don't want the lad to have the pressure on him like that at 19, it's incredibly unfair. Now if we get Dia as well and he has that Simms role, then it's perfect.
ultra
Player Valuation: £15m
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