Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Or we could try being proactive for once and have a go at pretending to operate like a football club who has a plan...?!?I'm not sure Dyche has been fully alert to how we do things at Everton. NEVER let players go BEFORE you get players in here...as the promised quality players just don't materialise! With Mina and Coady off...I'd be very surprised if we don't start next season with Tark, Kean and Holgate! And when one of those gets injured/sent off it'll be a toss up between playing Demarai as makeshift striker or makeshift centre back!!
(I take that back. I've clearly had one too many babychams...)