Summer transfer window 2023

[Dwight K Schrute]

Never seen a club so content to pile preasure on itself with the striker situation.

I wished Amazon had tied us down to a fly on the wall documentary.

'Good Times'

A Bill Kenwright production.

 

[neil999]

Hopefully Palace come in for gray now olise is going

 

[SerenityNigh]

Blimey, anyone ever listened to an American 'soccer' podcast??

Well I've just been listening to a load of them and now I'm convinced we need to sign midfielders with surnames that end in the letters 'o' or 'a'. Apparently they have...

* 87% pass completion rate.
* Average ball progression per-tackle shot of 3.1.
* Non-shooting turnover rating of AW2.
* 1.1 pass creating actions per non-territorial turnover.
* 106.35 decelerating ejaculations PPG.
* 32 expected goal line emissions MORE than consonant-ended midfielders.

If I can see this why the heck can't Thelwell!!! What's he even doing??

what's the xFAP?

 

[SerenityNigh]

KDB out for 4 months. Iwobi currently printing off all last seasons “chances created” league tables and nailing them to lampposts in Manchester.

if Iwobi hired that icemanstats guy to do his social media I'm sure a transfer would already be arranged

 

[BenToffee79]

Benitez brought Rondon in.

Moshiri bought Rondon for Benitez as a present, I kid you not

 

[Tipp blue]

what's the xFAP?

Sounds like an adult website. XFAP.COM

 

[Davey_g08]

what's the xFAP?

Its when you have a, er, private moment whilst withdrawing memories of your ex from the bank.

 

[badloaf]

Moshiri bought Rondon for Benitez as a present, I kid you not

He forgot to include the batteries though.

 

[Bungle]

Moshiri bought Rondon for Benitez as a present, I kid you not

 

[Thomasc]

You really have took this Harrison one to heart...

Go and have a cold shower,a cupa and a sit down.

Just stating the bleeding obvious

I appreciate it flies over a lot of unintelligent people .

I’m currently sat by a pool in 36 degree heat a few inches away from a pool, so thanks for the sound advice

 

[Bungle]

Just stating the bleeding obvious

I appreciate it flies over a lot of unintelligent peolle.

I’m currently sat by a pool in 36 degree heat a few inches away from a pool, so thanks for the sound advice

Erm....

 

[BenToffee79]

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Love it

 

[Thomasc]

Erm....

No glasses on and sun in my eyes

 

[Eggs]

Moshiri bought Rondon for Benitez as a present, I kid you not

…...I think that situation was explained by Brands;

Benitez wanted Rondon but Brands refused only to be told by Moshiri, ‘think of it as a present for Benitez’.

Benitez then refused to even pick up the phone to Brands.

 

[JimmyK]

Just stating the bleeding obvious

I appreciate it flies over a lot of unintelligent people .

I’m currently sat by a pool in 36 degree heat a few inches away from a pool, so thanks for the sound advice

That makes it a lot worse.