Summer transfer window 2023

[DanB90]

Young and beautiful

Lana Del Ray?

Lana rhymes with Klarna

We’re skint lads.

 

[lurky]

Transfer window does funny things to a man. Tofeenut says “young and beautiful” and immediately Google to find out what “Bilal Toure” translates to, just in case it means “young and beautiful”.


Turns out it means “full moon elephant”

 

[Dymak]

I’ve read a few articles stating that Harry Maguire will be leaving Manchester United this summer. He wants game time ahead of the Euros next year. Don’t have kittens, but I’d have him at Everton.

Yes, I understand all the arguments against signing someone like him. But I think he is a very good centre half, and the clubs that are linked with him are the likes of Newcastle, Tottenham and West Ham. Clubs that are challenging for Europe. He’s not the donkey that some people make out, imo. He’d vastly improve our defence.

I also think that we should try our best to loan Kalvin Phillips. He will likely be loaned to someone, as he needs minutes ahead of the Euros and he won’t be getting them at Manchester City.

 

[davek]

But he is though, that’s one of the problems

He's a PL player. He wont be leaving Everton for anyone other than our relegation rivals - at worst.

He comes up with vital goals. Why on earth would we get rid of him and replace him with an unknown quantity?

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Transfer window does funny things to a man. Tofeenut says “young and beautiful” and immediately Google to find out what “Bilal Toure” translates to, just in case it means “young and beautiful”.


Turns out it means “full moon elephant”

Clearly we're bringing Luuk de Jong in from PSV to replace Simms, as de Jong is Dutch for the Young.

 

[davek]

Another £30m odd down the pan

I have no faith in this club to sell players and recycle the proceeds.

Moyes was allowed at least that when he was here. I dont think Dyche will be allowed to in his period in charge.

We're in desperate trouble here and we better get to 37/40 points ASAP next season or we'll take the drop for sure if we're in the same situation as the last two seasons.

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[Toffeepot]

Can't stop addicted to the mediocrity

we aren't shopping in the top tier and he improves us
Who do you suggest?

 

[Tony’s Carp]

I’ve read a few articles stating that Harry Maguire will be leaving Manchester United this summer. He wants game time ahead of the Euros next year. Don’t have kittens, but I’d have him at Everton.

We all have different definitions of young and beautiful I suppose.

 

[Toffeepot]

I have no faith in this club to sell players and recycle the proceeds.

Moyes was allowed at least that when he was here. I dont think Dyche will be allowed to in his period in charge.

We're in desperate trouble here and we better get to 37/40 points ASAP next season or we'll take the drop for sure if we're in the same situation as the last two seasons.

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we also need to hit the ground running because our best fixtures are at the start and at the end
Deadline day nonsense would be a disaster for us
Get the finger out Everton ffs

 

[davek]

@Tofeenut on deck!!!!

 

[davek]

we also need to hit the ground running because our best fixtures are at the start and at the end
Deadline day nonsense would be a disaster for us
Get the finger out Everton ffs

I just hope the PL Commission isn't in mind during this window: virtue signaling to them that we're not profligate anymore and we're running on fumes.

 

[Toffeepot]

I just hope the PL Commission isn't in mind during this window: virtue signaling to them that we're not profligate anymore and we're running on fumes.

I was thinking that too
Like a toddler avoiding looking at the cookie jar!

 

[coleman=quality]

Not on his own, but add him to a decent CF, LB & CB and I think we have enough.

We're not a million miles away from teams like Brentford & Fulham when you look at what we have when weak spots are filled with better quality / players suited to Dyches way of playing.

I also expect Onana to push on more this season and hopefully Patterson can start to emerge at RB.

Can’t see it but let’s hope you’re right.

 

[mikel_88]

Not on his own, but add him to a decent CF, LB & CB and I think we have enough.

We're not a million miles away from teams like Brentford & Fulham when you look at what we have when weak spots are filled with better quality / players suited to Dyches way of playing.

I also expect Onana to push on more this season and hopefully Patterson can start to emerge at RB.

Agree get more luck with injuries, and more players to come off the bench and change and game. We have to use subs this season with a bigger and better squd could help us change games

I’ve read a few articles stating that Harry Maguire will be leaving Manchester United this summer. He wants game time ahead of the Euros next year. Don’t have kittens, but I’d have him at Everton.

Yes, I understand all the arguments against signing someone like him. But I think he is a very good centre half, and the clubs that are linked with him are the likes of Newcastle, Tottenham and West Ham. Clubs that are challenging for Europe. He’s not the donkey that some people make out, imo. He’d vastly improve our defence.

I also think that we should try our best to loan Kalvin Phillips. He will likely be loaned to someone, as he needs minutes ahead of the Euros and he won’t be getting them at Manchester City.

I would take him if they pay some of his weeks pay is on something crazy aint he.

 

[davek]

The Nut is being cryptic again though.

@Tofeenut only appears when there's business at hand.