BlueAmigo
Player Valuation: £5m
My dad's a Wolves fan. Having given up taking me (deeming me a curse and person no grata at the start of the 80s), he took my younger brother instead. I remember my bother coming home grinning, stifling his laughter and bursting at the seems to tell me something. Apparently frustrated at a decision my dad stood up and hurled "linesman, you're a c***" towards whoever was running the line, followed by hundreds of heads in the family enclosure turning in his direction. Obviously told not to mention that at home straight after. This is what football is all about surely.