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Wayno
Player Valuation: £15m
Any chance of a Five Guys at BMD and I’m simply not bothered about what happens on the pitch.
Yanks in*
*If they bring their best scran
no never!
Welcome matty
thankyou mate
Easy this footy stuff isn't mate, everyone getting stressed over other people's opinions which don't count as only my opinion counts.
Once i take over the club (already in talks with the bank to get my overdraft up to £250.00 plus taking a 1k loan out) any more dissent from you lot and I'll bring Roy Hodgson out of retirment and unleash hell on everyone. He'll make Benitez look like prime Sir Alex Ferguson!
i’m outbidding you by a £1.
evertony
Player Valuation: £50m
With all that dollar you’d think he’d sort out a leaking tap.
I imagine his first strategic move would be to go all-American and increase the size of the foot long hotdog to a metre long. Go big or go home.
We may have to join forces mate. I'm willing to put you in my consortium which will simply be called "maccas and mattys marvelous majestic magical move to take over Everton and mobilise the club to the top of the highest mountain and place our stadium there so the altitude makes it impossible for the opposition to play us except for Everton Chile millionaires due diligence exclusivity leveraged buyout with overdraft and gift voucher included consortium"
mccole
Player Valuation: £35m
So Moshiri is open to offers which mostly likely came about after Chelsea sale.
So Kenyon is the front of a group who will look into the club and Moshiri's valuation of the club then it's down to the both parties to find a "price"
Kenyon hasn't a pot to pìss in, he gained his reputation with sitting on United and Chelsea board getting commercial deals in the millions thinking he is working hard.
Not a lot is known on the other members of this group but this could be opening the door to bigger and better buyers.
Personally I don't think Moshiri is going anywhere soon until that stadium is sorted unless we got a huge buyer like City's or Newcastle.
So Kenyon is the front of a group who will look into the club and Moshiri's valuation of the club then it's down to the both parties to find a "price"
Kenyon hasn't a pot to pìss in, he gained his reputation with sitting on United and Chelsea board getting commercial deals in the millions thinking he is working hard.
Not a lot is known on the other members of this group but this could be opening the door to bigger and better buyers.
Personally I don't think Moshiri is going anywhere soon until that stadium is sorted unless we got a huge buyer like City's or Newcastle.
Richard Branson would have been boss, all the players landing on the pitch in hot air balloons before kick off. Could have had Madonna singing like a Virgin at half time.
i am in mate let’s f do this and make us great
As soon as I hear from my bank about my overdraft increase mate I'll be in touch and we'll get the ball rolling. I've got Sharpys email address from when the club used him as a Panda minder and I'm sure he'll forward on our proposal
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
I look forward to them peering out the window at Moshiri’s Bentley flying off like the last chopper out of Saigon after they’ve found the 16 disheveled filing cabinets marked Secret F1n4nces top secret and found out that they’ve inherited debt comparable to that of a mid sized nation and our finances would make explaining a Contra-Enron-Madoff hybrid look like a walk on the park
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