Don't give up on Nando's
@maccavennie, don't be a whore.
I got the contracts sorted, and all without a single full stop written upside down either. Should explanations be needed, I have a team of boys in a Transit in the carpark to act as mediators too.
As a precaution, I will supply pitchforks and torches and sensible running shoes to run any dissenter to Runcorn Bridge and beyond.
Happy Scals are under starters orders to burn rubber. Engine is fired up, the clock is ticking, so give me a list of the riders and runners and an ETD, and whoosh, we will be off.
This is a winner. Burn that vile victory parade bus as I got a good deal on Rudge 3 speed Sturmey Archer Roadsters to do our street tour on for all of your Magnificnent8teen army.18! Wow. That's loads more than 17. Loads more. Global TV incoming, and a possible Order Of The Realm for you.
(Without sounding creepy, your consortium has more class than our stating 11 at Norwich away. Breath taking)!
On a side note, my favoured meal is a Texan 20/20 mad dog, industrial strength, weapons grade, unspeakably vile, extra vicious, toxic level, devil bum-burner burger. With a side of Nurse McReidy's surgical spirit linctus and rose-petal extract mash with added bile of such proportions that will make me out to have had more than my fair share of the menu. Nectar! I'm good for it as I have enough money to choke a donkey. Class nosy, and, I've not had so much as cold since my first taste of this gastronomic delight.