Takeover bid by Peter Kenyon

[riddick]

Don't give up on Nando's @maccavennie, don't be a whore.
I got the contracts sorted, and all without a single full stop written upside down either. Should explanations be needed, I have a team of boys in a Transit in the carpark to act as mediators too.
As a precaution, I will supply pitchforks and torches and sensible running shoes to run any dissenter to Runcorn Bridge and beyond.
Happy Scals are under starters orders to burn rubber. Engine is fired up, the clock is ticking, so give me a list of the riders and runners and an ETD, and whoosh, we will be off.

This is a winner. Burn that vile victory parade bus as I got a good deal on Rudge 3 speed Sturmey Archer Roadsters to do our street tour on for all of your Magnificnent8teen army.18! Wow. That's loads more than 17. Loads more. Global TV incoming, and a possible Order Of The Realm for you.
(Without sounding creepy, your consortium has more class than our stating 11 at Norwich away. Breath taking)!

On a side note, my favoured meal is a Texan 20/20 mad dog, industrial strength, weapons grade, unspeakably vile, extra vicious, toxic level, devil bum-burner burger. With a side of Nurse McReidy's surgical spirit linctus and rose-petal extract mash with added bile of such proportions that will make me out to have had more than my fair share of the menu. Nectar! I'm good for it as I have enough money to choke a donkey. Class nosy, and, I've not had so much as cold since my first taste of this gastronomic delight.

Come on, this is absolutely @chicoazul, right?

 

[Sharpies volley]

The way I see it, is that we're in exactly the same position as Chelsea have been in the need to get new owners in after the sanctions. The only difference is we had a none Russian as a front man and Chelsea didn't. But seems to me its the same s£!)

 

[blulouie]

This can’t be true surely?

The Mosh la

What an absolute crock of shizz.

 

[bring back the catt]

Is it cold in Dubai??

I think it is over-exaggerated to be honest. It is probably way short of that even with the centrefold of Penthouse in full view

 

[MikeH72]

Manuel Pellegrini though of all people lol lol lol

 

[KaiserEFC]

This can’t be true surely?

The Mosh la

Nothing surprises me with Moshiri if I’m honest

 

[ForeverBlue92]

This can’t be true surely?

The Mosh la

Amazing how people believe everything they read.

 

[nsno-chris]

Manuel Pellegrini though of all people lol lol lol

He’s learning though

 

[bring back the catt]

Come on, this is absolutely @chicoazul, right?

Oh the joy to be regarded with such an exalted scriber. I would really need to up my game to be anywhere near such a class act.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

You pair are starting to rival @larbert toffee and @Cork Evertonian for the forums premier love/hate relationship.

Sadly its a one way relationship.

Lads obsessed with me.

 

[Yarrgh]

This can’t be true surely?

The Mosh la

How to ruin whatever journalistic credentials you have in one tweet.

 

[MikeH72]

He’s learning though

He’s trying his little best.

 

[lancs blue]

Bin him off.

His he our new russian owner

 

[BenToffee79]

Moshiri is an absolute clown and I’m not even surprised he’s tried to pull a stunt like that ,the quicker him and his useless board are replaced with proper football operators people who know how to run a premier league club the better

 

[neil999]

Gone quiet