Tipp blue
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
Kopite behaviour
Terrible hotels/hostels you've stayed in
- Thread starter Aberblue
- Start date
- Status
On the FFFING Floor here lol lol lol
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
It was the bottom one. I’ve got a friend who pissed his top one once. The Bulgarian beneath thought it was raining in the hostel. Apparently the breakfast canteen in the morning was a humiliating affair.
Through the course of work, I used to have to go into Jamaica House on Upper Parliament St, when it was functioning as a “ B&B” rather than as a club.
The rooms were occupied by people who really should’ve either been in a residential facility or a psychiatric hospital.
It was tragic how the residents lived there, as the rooms were like something from a third world country and what made it even worse for the residents, was that at around midday they had to leave their rooms and couldn’t return to until after 5pm, as it was a B&B, not a hotel.
I reported the owner multiple times for breaches like fire safety regs breaches, fire doors being locked etc, to try and get the place shut down, but he always managed to get around it.
It was heartbreaking seeing how the owner was milking the system off the back of the wretched souls in there.
The rooms were occupied by people who really should’ve either been in a residential facility or a psychiatric hospital.
It was tragic how the residents lived there, as the rooms were like something from a third world country and what made it even worse for the residents, was that at around midday they had to leave their rooms and couldn’t return to until after 5pm, as it was a B&B, not a hotel.
I reported the owner multiple times for breaches like fire safety regs breaches, fire doors being locked etc, to try and get the place shut down, but he always managed to get around it.
It was heartbreaking seeing how the owner was milking the system off the back of the wretched souls in there.
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
I once stayed in a hotel in a market town in Lincolnshire. The guy gave me the room key but when I got to the room, there was no door. Just a gap. I went back down and complained and the guy was all nonchalant and said 'it'll be OK no problems'. It was only when I said that I was on my way to find somewhere else that he found me a room with a door on.
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Was on holiday with the missus few year back and the maid walked in on us shagging before making some shocked shriek noise and darted off shutting the door behind her.
Hotel was lovely tbf but thought the maid could have at least offered to join in - terrible customer service imo.
Hotel was lovely tbf but thought the maid could have at least offered to join in - terrible customer service imo.
bigjonny
Player Valuation: £25m
Never too late to tell Tripadvisor
Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
Shortly after we had moved south, we went back up to Leeds to see relatives. While there, we decided to take our two sons to Southport for two or three days. We hadn't booked anywhere so drove around looking for somewhere. We pulled into the car park of a large hotel and I went in to check. I had bought some new summer gear and thought I looked the business. I sauntered to reception and said 'do you have any vacancies'? The receptionist looked me up and down and said 'what, for work'?
Part of my Union rep duties ( I was the Group Treasurer) in my previous job was that I booked all the travel and hotels for reps who needed to travel to Attend meetings. One of our reps from Swansea was due to attend a meeting at out Gloucester office. I found a hotel that looked nice, reasonable price, Breakfast included, so I booked him in. He rang me a few days later. Don't ever book me in that Effing hotel again. What's up Pete, was it really bad, was the breakfast rubbish? No it was lovely the food was great, the staff were lovely, just don't ever book me in again. Why not? Did you effing Google it first? No, why would I. Turns out it is reputedly one of the most haunted hotels in Britain. He said that at 3 am his wardrobe doors flew open, banged shut again, then did it two times more at about 10 minute intervals. The windows were shut, he said, there was no draught. I never slept after that, nearly sh*t myself. Don't book me in again.
If you are interested it's The New Inn Gloucester. !5th Century Grade 1 Listed building.
If you are interested it's The New Inn Gloucester. !5th Century Grade 1 Listed building.
Stayed in this place for a couple of nights.The owner was a nice lad but he always kept talking about his Mother.Lovely hot shower though.
Formule 1 Liverpool.
A stag weekend that I jumped on as we were at home (Birmingham 3-1). I left the party for the game.
Read the riot act at reception to behave ourselves, boot camp stuff. Facilities wise? Kopite but expected given the price .
A bumhole of a place.
Liverpool the city didn’t let me down though, a place you are proud to bring your mates.
A stag weekend that I jumped on as we were at home (Birmingham 3-1). I left the party for the game.
Read the riot act at reception to behave ourselves, boot camp stuff. Facilities wise? Kopite but expected given the price .
A bumhole of a place.
Liverpool the city didn’t let me down though, a place you are proud to bring your mates.
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
Stayed in one, for one night only thankfully, in Sakhalin, Russia.
When I checked in I asked the girl where my room was, she just grunted something at me and nodded towards the stairs. I walked away like a knob head and decided to go find the room myself.
The bed had a leg missing and was jacked up on a brick that wasn’t level with the other 3 legs so every time I moved the bed rocked.
The light in the bathroom was just a bulb, no cover, but weirdly placed right close to the actual shower head.
I left it off and wrapped it in a towel (just to be extra careful) and had to shower by what little light I could get coming in from the rest of the room.
Went for breakfast the next morning and i was the only person there, the waitress just kept ignoring me, I mean like I sat there for about 15 minutes while she kept walking in and out of the kitchen. I eventually got pissed off so I asked her for breakfast (there was no menu) she came back with a massive plate of scrambled egg, nothing else, just scrambled egg. I asked for a cup of tea and toast. She pretended she didn’t understand and basically was telling me to get fcked lol
Mad experience that was.
I went back a few months later to Sakhalin, but stayed in a different hotel, which was very nice.
When I checked in I asked the girl where my room was, she just grunted something at me and nodded towards the stairs. I walked away like a knob head and decided to go find the room myself.
The bed had a leg missing and was jacked up on a brick that wasn’t level with the other 3 legs so every time I moved the bed rocked.
The light in the bathroom was just a bulb, no cover, but weirdly placed right close to the actual shower head.
I left it off and wrapped it in a towel (just to be extra careful) and had to shower by what little light I could get coming in from the rest of the room.
Went for breakfast the next morning and i was the only person there, the waitress just kept ignoring me, I mean like I sat there for about 15 minutes while she kept walking in and out of the kitchen. I eventually got pissed off so I asked her for breakfast (there was no menu) she came back with a massive plate of scrambled egg, nothing else, just scrambled egg. I asked for a cup of tea and toast. She pretended she didn’t understand and basically was telling me to get fcked lol
Mad experience that was.
I went back a few months later to Sakhalin, but stayed in a different hotel, which was very nice.
Noisy noise annoys
Player Valuation: £70m
I did similar on my first night working in Greece
Woke up with a shiner and a mattress with a 6 foot pi55 stain
Tried to swap it with the neighbouring room but the cleaner caught me snd threw me out.
I’d only been there for about three hours
bluerobert
Player Valuation: £35m
Stayed in a hotel called the Golden Orange in Marmaris in Turkey one year on a lads holiday when we were all about 18. Places was an absolute dive, we’d come home of a night and beds had gone out of our rooms to give to other guests, there was poo in a lot of the showers, the food was inedible, chickens rampaged through the hotel grounds and chased you at every opportunity as they lived in a diet of scraps of chicken out of the bins. The pool didn’t have a filtration system, you just had to be out of the pool every day for half 6 as at 20 to 7 a guy came round and dumped a barrel of chlorine into the pool. One of our mates first night didn’t know and as we were all sat by the pool after watching the fella do this sprinted and bombed into the water burning his eyes and skin.
The management of the hotel tried to fight everyone. The list does go on so I won’t bore you all, after a few days a couple approached us and told us they worked for ITV Holidays from hell and asked if we wanted to be on the show. We did and when the show was due to go on air a mates mum and dad had gone away so we all went to his and had a party for our big night on tv
The management of the hotel tried to fight everyone. The list does go on so I won’t bore you all, after a few days a couple approached us and told us they worked for ITV Holidays from hell and asked if we wanted to be on the show. We did and when the show was due to go on air a mates mum and dad had gone away so we all went to his and had a party for our big night on tv
- Status
Welcome
Join Grand Old Team to get involved in the Everton discussion. Signing up is quick, easy, and completely free.
Shop
