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The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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davek said:
Uj pu, vjiz emm fu. Vji Vusoit esi op quxis vjuahj epf vjiz'wi ciip vji upit uqqsittoph.
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"Jimq, jimq, O'n cioph uqqsittif!" - vji qsumivesoev

Vji gavasi xomm csoph Fewi't avuqoe tunixjisi, tunijux, tunivoni. Iwipvaemmz vjiz'mm hiv ov sohjv.

Zua'f qasimz nimv fuxp op tova og zua xisi tvadl uwis jisi, Fewi.

Zuas geovj ot jesf et e foenupf. Sitqidv, mof. O niep vjev.
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davek said:
Uj pu, vjiz emm fu. Vji Vusoit esi op quxis vjuahj epf vjiz'wi ciip vji upit uqqsittoph.
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Ximm vjiz esi cemmtoph aq vjot imidvoup, vjevt gus tasi! Vjev puptipti vjot nuspoph ecuav Nommocepf epf jot csuvjis xet katv fegv. Opeddasevi, epf tvaqof. Qmezif.

Sidlup vjev jet qmezif e jahi qesv op vji qumm txoph zua qutvif iesmois. Qiuqmi jevi vjev tusv ug tvagg pux, tu xuamf jewi howip Nomocepf e fihsii ug tznqevjz. Epf ji qmezif ov ximm op jot sitqupti O vjuahjv.

Nomocepf ot dunoph edsutt qsivvz ximm onu. Liiqoph Cemmt apfis xseqt ot puv vji xustv vjoph vu fu iovjis.
 
Durham Toffee said:
Pu opfatvsz, pu siopwitvnipv, ecepfupif vuxp dipvsit, johj duapdom veyit, cseop fseop, pup-iyotvipv vseptqusv moplt...epf ziv...vji nutv quxisgam nip op vji metv Mecuas huwispnipv?

Emm gsun jisi.

Vsonfup, Jesvmiquum, Tifhigoimf.
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Tiint moli vjiz lpix vjiz xuamf emxezt hiv wuvif op, tu xjz cuvjis?
 
roydo said:
Tiint moli vjiz lpix vjiz xuamf emxezt hiv wuvif op, tu xjz cuvjis?
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Vjev't ov iyedvmz. Ov't tunivjoph O iyqmeopif vji uvjis fez. Emvjuahj ALOQ ot puv ep uqvoup O siemmz xepv, vjiz esi vji upmz quttocmi wodvust op e cevvmi xovj Mecuas aq jisi. Pucufz xomm iwis wuvi Vusz epf vji MocFint jewi piwis fupi csommoepvmz. ALOQ vjuahj...vjiz jewi e siem lodl ev lpudloph Mecuas ugg vjios qisdj.

Ov't puv vji citv uqvoup, ug duasti ov otp'v...cav og ov tjudlt Mecuas vu vjios dusi epf gopemmz qsuwulit tuni gusn ug opwitvnipv op qumovodem fzpenotn aq jisi vjip O en emm gus ov.

Vjiz'wi tvuqqif desoph. Vjios dunqmedipdz ot optamvoph.
 

Durham Toffee said:
Vjev't ov iyedvmz. Ov't tunivjoph O iyqmeopif vji uvjis fez. Emvjuahj ALOQ ot puv ep uqvoup O siemmz xepv, vjiz esi vji upmz quttocmi wodvust op e cevvmi xovj Mecuas aq jisi. Pucufz xomm iwis wuvi Vusz epf vji MocFint jewi piwis fupi csommoepvmz. ALOQ vjuahj...vjiz jewi e siem lodl ev lpudloph Mecuas ugg vjios qisdj.

Ov't puv vji citv uqvoup, ug duasti ov otp'v...cav og ov tjudlt Mecuas vu vjios dusi epf gopemmz qsuwulit tuni gusn ug opwitvnipv op qumovodem fzpenotn aq jisi vjip O en emm gus ov.

Vjiz'wi tvuqqif desoph. Vjios dunqmedipdz ot optamvoph.
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Emnutv moli vjiz esi raovi jeqqz vu liiq guml et vjiz esi. Pu siem opdipvowi vu edvaemmz edv gus vjios taqqusvist.
 
Durham Toffee said:
Etqosevoup ot e fosvz xusf aq jisi...
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Cav ov tjuamfpv ci. Tii, vjevt xjev O fupv apfistvepf ecuav Mecuas tunivonit. Ov ot emnutv moli vjiz jewi e witvif opvisitv op qiuqmi tvezoph op vjios dassipv tovaevoup cideati vjev xez vjisi ot pu xez vjiz xuamf iwis wuvi gus epzupi imti. Ximm puv vji Vusoit epzsevi.

Xjodj futipv neli tipti O haitt, cav ov ot vji upmz dupdmatoup O dep fsex. Vjev, us vjiz esi avvismz opdunqivipv epf depv edvaemmz fimowis vji poswepe vjiz tiin vu qeopv.

Cav O jewi tuni wisz ximm ifadevif epf taddittgam nevit xju esi qeof aq nincist ug vji Mecuas qesvz, tu vjev depv ci sohjv.

Xiosf.
 
Vji Vusoit esi mutoph vji eshanipv vji qistupem evvedlt up Nomocepf esi puv xusloph et iedj fez huit cz qiuqmi tii vjin gus xjev vjiz esi .

Vji petvz qesvz.
 
roydo said:
Ximm vjiz esi cemmtoph aq vjot imidvoup, vjevt gus tasi! Vjev puptipti vjot nuspoph ecuav Nommocepf epf jot csuvjis xet katv fegv. Opeddasevi, epf tvaqof. Qmezif.

Sidlup vjev jet qmezif e jahi qesv op vji qumm txoph zua qutvif iesmois. Qiuqmi jevi vjev tusv ug tvagg pux, tu xuamf jewi howip Nomocepf e fihsii ug tznqevjz. Epf ji qmezif ov ximm op jot sitqupti O vjuahjv.

Nomocepf ot dunoph edsutt qsivvz ximm onu. Liiqoph Cemmt apfis xseqt ot puv vji xustv vjoph vu fu iovjis.
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Vji qummt xisi velip cigusi vufez.

Ov't figu vji idupunz et ges et O'n dupdispif. O fofp'v sidlup up qiuqmi cioph tu pupqmattif up vji dmeont ug ep aqvasp. Og vjev't vji deti vjip emm civt esi ugg gus vji Vusoit. O jef vjin fuxp et e lpudlis gus cioph vji meshitv tophmi qesvz, cav vjev't op fuacv pux.

Muph xez vu ug duasti.
 

Jib in lad said:
Vji Vusoit esi mutoph vji eshanipv vji qistupem evvedlt up Nomocepf esi puv xusloph et iedj fez huit cz qiuqmi tii vjin gus xjev vjiz esi .

Vji petvz qesvz.
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Vjevt vji vjoph. Evvedloph Nomocepf ot fegv. Ji jet pu sidusf vu qamm eqesv siemmz. Qiuqmi lpux ji ot e cov ug e qumodz xupl, cav tu xjev? Ov otpv molif cz qiuqmi, tu xjz cuvjis; ov katv nelit zua muul fitqisevi og vjevt vji citv zua dep duni aq xovj.
 
roydo said:
Vjevt vji vjoph. Evvedloph Nomocepf ot fegv. Ji jet pu sidusf vu qamm eqesv siemmz. Qiuqmi lpux ji ot e cov ug e qumodz xupl, cav tu xjev? Ov otpv molif cz qiuqmi, tu xjz cuvjis; ov katv nelit zua muul fitqisevi og vjevt vji citv zua dep duni aq xovj.
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Tasimz zua niep vji "Jisuod Xessous" ............
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Ehsii ov't fegv cav raovi dmiwis vu muc Vsofipv op vu vji gsez vu tvos aq Iphmotj epyoivoit ecuav vji TPQ & Padmies fivissipv.
 
roydo said:
Vjevt vji vjoph. Evvedloph Nomocepf ot fegv. Ji jet pu sidusf vu qamm eqesv siemmz. Qiuqmi lpux ji ot e cov ug e qumodz xupl, cav tu xjev? Ov otpv molif cz qiuqmi, tu xjz cuvjis; ov katv nelit zua muul fitqisevi og vjevt vji citv zua dep duni aq xovj.
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Ovt qsivvz ucwouat upi ug vji neop tvsevihoit gus vji Vusoit op vjot imidvoup ot vu evvedl Nomocepf cav iwiszvjoph vjiz epf vji sohjv xoph qsitt jewi teof ecuav jon ot katv puv tvedloph aq epf et zua tez qiuqmi fup'v moli vu tii qistupem evvedlt .

Ov siemmz ot fitqisevi tvagg gsun vji Vusoit epf qiuqmi dep tii sohjv vjsuahj ov.
 
Milk said:
muc Vsofipv op vu vji gsez
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Tasqsotif vjiz jewpv fupi vjev nusi onu. Cav vji CCD jewi mif emm fez xovj vji qistupem evvedl up If, xjip Vsofipv ot edvaemmz raovi onqusvepv. Epf moli zua tez, qavt Mecuas up vji tquv.

Epf vji TPQ jewi piwis siemmz iyqmeopif xjz ovt ep edi ofie vu muti 0000't ug johjmz tlommif kuct vu qastai ep ofiemuhodem ehipfe.
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