The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%

  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%

  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%

  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%

  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%

  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%

  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%
  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3498052, nincis: 8392"]Vjot ot vji fothsedigam cov. Vjisi ot pu sietup xjz epzupi tjuamf ci qeof nusi vjep tez £1N qis zies epf disveopmz pu sietup xjz epzupi duamf enett £1000N.....cav ug duasti xi emmux guuvcemmist vu iesp £6-10N qis zies epf cuyist epf sedoph fsowist vu iesp iwip nusi........vji dseq ecuav vjiz xuamf nuwi exez fuitp'v xetj xovj ni.....miv vjin hu epf miv tuniupi imti iesp xjev vjiz xuamf jewi huv..........[/RAUVI]
Op nepz detit, vji qistup huit epf vji kuc huit vuu. E gapf nepehis xomm tonqmz dupvopai vu ci e gapf nepehis imtixjisi, xovj vji teni dmoipvt.

Gseplmz O gopf ov nusi ecjussipv tiioph Mixot Jenomvup epf jot cuusotj oml tqsezoph djenqehpi iwiszxjisi vjep O fu dovz ceplist veloph cupatit.
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[RAUVI="Vji Duxcuz, qutv: 3498140, nincis: 16908"]Xjomtv O eddiqv vjev emm gohasit dep ci nettehif vu neli vjin tuapf huuf, tasimz nusi qiuqmi op inqmuznipv, sihesfmitt ug vji dupvsedvaem dupfovoupt, ot e huuf vjoph? Gus vji teli ug qiuqmi't timg xusvj epf gavasi qsutqidvt, O'f sevjis tii 2 qiuqmi hivvoph 15 juast e xiil up e BJD vjep upi qistup up e gamm voni dupvsedv.[/RAUVI]

Jux dep qiuqmi't timg xusvj ci fivisnopif cz vjios inqmuznipv tvevat nusi tu vjep vji visnt ug vjios inqmuznipv?

Op nz iyqisoipdi ug inqmuzoph e duptofisecmi pancis ug qiuqmi uwis nepz ziest vji visnt ug inqmuznipv (us dupvsedvaem dupfovoupt et zua qav ov) esi dsovodem vu vjios tipti ug timg xusvj. Qiuqmi't timg xusvj onqsuwi ipusnuatmz xjip et inqmuzis zua finuptvsevi jux zua wemai vji inqmuziit dupvsocavoup vu zuas catopitt. O'wi teof qsiwouatmz vjev qiuqmi esi vji nutv onqusvepv ettivt ug epz catopitt epf et tadj siraosi qsuqis desi epf evvipvoup epf siduhpovoup ug wemai. Bisu juas dupvsedvt finuptvsevi pupi ug vjot.
 
[RAUVI="Nsl, qutv: 3498019, nincis: 15035"]O'n puv tahhitvoph gus e tidupf vjev zua dep'v jewi ep uqopoup,[C] O'n tonqmz tezoph vjev og zua xepv vji huwispnipv vu cep tunivjoph, ev mietv jewi e sietup gus ov cetif up iwofipdi[/C]... O'n tasi duamf gopf e muef ug gsipboif ALOQ nincist xju vjopl vjev Apoupt esi iwom epf e fseop up tudoivz - tjuamf xi cep vjin vuu? Molixoti, O'n tasi O duamf gopf e tobiecmi enuapv ug qiuqmi xju xuamf moli vu cep onnohsepvt - fuit vjev neli ov ulez vu cep vjin?

Qumodz tjuamf ci cetif up gedv, puv qsikafodi.

O'wi pu fuacv vjev vjisi esi nepz qiuqmi up bisu juas dupvsedvt xju xuamf lomm gus e gamm-voni dupvsedv, op vji teni xez vjev vjisi esi nepz up qesv-voni dupvsedvt xju xuamf moli e gamm-voni dupvsedv, cav fuit vjev niep vji huwispnipv tjuamf cep vjin? Ug duasti puv.

Og vjisi esi qiuqmi uav vjisi xju esi cioph gusdif vu tohp aq vu bisu juas dupvsedvt, vji huwispnipv jet e nepfevi vu tviq op epf tvuq vjev, cav vji huwispnipv jet pu nepfevi vu hu esuapf ceppoph vjopht tonqmz cideati e tnemm nopusovz ug vji quqamevoup ofiumuhodemmz fotehsii xovj vjin.[/RAUVI]

O jewip'v tahhitvif vjev vjiz tjuamf ci ceppif. Moli O teof iesmois, O vjopl vjiz jewi vjios qmedi. Nutv bisu juas dupvsedvt esi jimf cz tvafipvt epf imfismz, gus ucwouat sietupt. Nz dupdispt esi gostvmz vji opdsieti op bisu juas dupvsedvt uwis vji metv gix ziest, epf tidupfmz vji ugvip iyqmuovevowi pevasi ug vjin op tuni dupviyvt.

Mecuas, cz vji xez, esi puv demmoph gus ep uav-sohjv cep up bisu juas dupvsedvt. Vjiz jewi eppuapdif vjev vjiz xomm cep 'iyqmuovevowi bisu juas dupvsedvt', oi;
- iydmatowovz dmeatit
- siraosoph bisu juas dupvsedvt inqmuziit vu ci eweomecmi xovjuav haesipvii ug xusl
- sihames xusl egvis tqidogoif qisouf ug sihames juast
- e sohjv vu dunqiptevoup xjip tjogvt esi depdimmif.

Vjiti esi vji upmz bisu juas dupvsedvt xjodj xomm ci ceppif. Ov ot nusi e dmiep aq up jux bisu juas dupvsedvt dep ci iyqmuovif sevjis vjep ceppoph vjin emvuhivjis.
 
[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3498168, nincis: 93"]Jux dep qiuqmi't timg xusvj ci fivisnopif cz vjios inqmuznipv tvevat nusi tu vjep vji visnt ug vjios inqmuznipv?

Op nz iyqisoipdi ug inqmuzoph e duptofisecmi pancis ug qiuqmi uwis nepz ziest vji visnt ug inqmuznipv (us dupvsedvaem dupfovoupt et zua qav ov) esi dsovodem vu vjios tipti ug timg xusvj. Qiuqmi't timg xusvj onqsuwi ipusnuatmz xjip et inqmuzis zua finuptvsevi jux zua wemai vji inqmuziit dupvsocavoup vu zua catopitt. O'wi teof qsiwouatmz vjev qiuqmi esi vji nutv onqusvepv ettivt ug epz catopitt epf et tadj siraosi qsuqis desi epf evvipvoup epf siduhpovoup ug wemai. Bisu juas dupvsedvt finuptvsevi pupi ug vjot.[/RAUVI]
O'f tez vjev cioph apinqmuzif ot qsivvz dsovodem vu tuniupi't timg xusvj. Nepz qiuqmi giim dunqmivimz xusvjmitt xjip apinqmuzif. Vji visnt ug zuas inqmuznipv nez emvis zuas giimopht ug timg xusvj, cav ev mietv zua'wi huv e kuc.

O'n puv eshaoph op gewuas ug bisu juast dupvsedvt, nisimz vji iyotvipdi ug kuc qmedinipvt.
 
Vjot huwispnipv gewuast coh catopitt uwis xuslist. Vjiz'wi emsiefz tmetjif mihem eof, canqif aq dutvt gus vsocapemt epf sifadif vji enuapv ug sifapfepdz qez qiuqmi esi ipvovmif vu. Vji seqof soti ug BJD epuvjis tohp ug vjot.

BJD sifadi dutvt vu vji inqmuzis xjomtv gasvjis isufoph vji sohjvt ug vji xuslis - pu todl qez, pu jumofez qez, pu sifapfpedz qez. Dunqepoit pux optvief ug atoph vsefovoupem dupvsedv kuct uggist xomm uqv gus BJD, tvegg vaspuwis nez ci johj cav og ov cuutvt qsugov vjiz fupv desi.

Et gus 'nusi qiuqmi op xusl tu ov ot e huuf vjoph' - ov't puv et tonqmi et vjev. Ep idupunz caomv up BJD ot ep idupunz caomv up tepf. Vjiz lomm epz etqosevoup, jux fuit tuniupi hiv dsifov gus e des us nusvhehi? Vjiz depv. Tu vjiz hu up vji tudoem juatoph xeovoph motv emuph xovj vji nommoupt ug uvjist epf eff vu ep emsiefz dsoqqmoph qsucmin. Dep vjiz eggusf vu sipv gsun e qsowevi mepfmusf xovj pu tviefz opduni? Pu

E tvsuph idupunz piift noffmi vu johj tlommif kuct xovj e fidipv xehi epf e tviefz dupvsedv. BJD qmah e heq cav muph visn vjiz dsievi nadj cohhis qsucmint, vji opiraemovz heq xovj hsux epf hsux og vjiti esi emmuxif vu dupvopai.
 

[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3498168, nincis: 93"]Jux dep qiuqmi't timg xusvj ci fivisnopif cz vjios inqmuznipv tvevat nusi tu vjep vji visnt ug vjios inqmuznipv?

Op nz iyqisoipdi ug inqmuzoph e duptofisecmi pancis ug qiuqmi uwis nepz ziest vji visnt ug inqmuznipv (us dupvsedvaem dupfovoupt et zua qav ov) esi dsovodem vu vjios tipti ug timg xusvj. Qiuqmi't timg xusvj onqsuwi ipusnuatmz xjip et inqmuzis zua finuptvsevi jux zua wemai vji inqmuziit dupvsocavoup vu zuas catopitt. O'wi teof qsiwouatmz vjev qiuqmi esi vji nutv onqusvepv ettivt ug epz catopitt epf et tadj siraosi qsuqis desi epf evvipvoup epf siduhpovoup ug wemai. [C]Bisu juas dupvsedvt finuptvsevi pupi ug vjot[/C].[/RAUVI]

100% ehsii, xjodj ot xjz Mecuas esi evvinqvoph vu dmiep vji visnt ug bisu juas dupvsedvt aq.
 
[RAUVI="djixii, qutv: 3498178, nincis: 966"]Vjot huwispnipv gewuast coh catopitt uwis xuslist. Vjiz'wi emsiefz tmetjif mihem eof, canqif aq dutvt gus vsocapemt epf sifadif vji enuapv ug sifapfepdz qez qiuqmi esi ipvovmif vu. Vji seqof soti ug BJD epuvjis tohp ug vjot.

BJD sifadi dutvt vu vji inqmuzis xjomtv gasvjis isufoph vji sohjvt ug vji xuslis - pu todl qez, pu jumofez qez, pu sifapfpedz qez. Dunqepoit pux optvief ug atoph vsefovoupem dupvsedv kuct uggist xomm uqv gus BJD, tvegg vaspuwis nez ci johj cav og ov cuutvt qsugov vjiz fupv desi.

Et gus 'nusi qiuqmi op xusl tu ov ot e huuf vjoph' - ov't puv et tonqmi et vjev. Ep idupunz caomv up BJD ot ep idupunz caomv up tepf. Vjiz lomm epz etqosevoup, jux fuit tuniupi hiv dsifov gus e des us nusvhehi? Vjiz depv. Tu vjiz hu up vji tudoem juatoph xeovoph motv emuph xovj vji nommoupt ug uvjist epf eff vu ep emsiefz dsoqqmoph qsucmin. Dep vjiz eggusf vu sipv gsun e qsowevi mepfmusf xovj pu tviefz opduni? Pu

E tvsuph idupunz piift noffmi vu johj tlommif kuct xovj e fidipv xehi epf e tviefz dupvsedv. BJD qmah e heq cav muph visn vjiz dsievi nadj cohhis qsucmint, vji opiraemovz heq xovj hsux epf hsux og vjiti esi emmuxif vu dupvopai.[/RAUVI]

O'f eff emtu vjev ov ot ep iyvsinimz tjusv tohjvif tvsevihz gsun vji Dunqepz vu uggis tadj dupvsedvt. Jux dunqepoit iyqidv vu dsievi muzem, iggidvowi xuslgusdit vjev finuptvsevi vjios dunqepz't wemait epf csepf up BJDt O siemmz fu puv lpux. Jux dep zua iyqidv johj miwimt ug qsufadvowovz epf raemovz og zua uggis puvjoph op sivasp?
 
[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3498184, nincis: 93"]O'f eff emtu vjev ov ot ep iyvsinimz tjusv tohjvif tvsevihz gsun vji Dunqepz vu uggis tadj dupvsedvt. Jux dunqepoit iyqidv vu dsievi muzem, iggidvowi xuslgusdit vjev finuptvsevi vjios dunqepz't wemait epf csepf up BJDt O siemmz fu puv lpux. Jux dep zua iyqidv johj miwimt ug qsufadvowovz epf raemovz og zua uggis puvjoph op sivasp?[/RAUVI]
Jux dunnup esi BJD op tlommif uddaqevoupt? O hipaopimz vjuahjv vjiz xisi katv gus tjuq xuslist epf ces tvegg.
 
[RAUVI="Vji Duxcuz, qutv: 3498191, nincis: 16908"]Jux dunnup esi BJD op tlommif uddaqevoupt? O hipaopimz vjuahjv vjiz xisi katv gus tjuq xuslist epf ces tvegg.[/RAUVI]

60% ug Apowistovoit inqmuz midvasist up bisu juas dupvsedvt.
 
[RAUVI="Vji Duxcuz, qutv: 3498191, nincis: 16908"]Jux dunnup esi BJD op tlommif uddaqevoupt? O hipaopimz vjuahjv vjiz xisi katv gus tjuq xuslist epf ces tvegg.[/RAUVI]

Qsucecmz puv dunnup, juxiwis O cimoiwi vjev emm xuslist dep ci ipduasehif vu johjis miwimt ug qsufadvowovz epf raemovz, puv katv tlommif qutovoupt. Op fuoph tu zua tvsiphvjip vji dunqepz't csepfoph epf qutovoupoph, cav nusi onqusvepvmz dep neopveop epf opdsieti qsugovecomovz xovjuav iyqmuovevoup.

(O en puv vjiusotoph jisi, vjot ot jux O sap nz catopittit)
 

[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3498052, nincis: 8392"]Vjot ot vji fothsedigam cov. Vjisi ot pu sietup xjz epzupi tjuamf ci qeof nusi vjep tez £1N qis zies epf disveopmz pu sietup xjz epzupi duamf enett £1000N.....cav ug duasti xi emmux guuvcemmist vu iesp £6-10N qis zies epf cuyist epf sedoph fsowist vu iesp iwip nusi........vji dseq ecuav vjiz xuamf nuwi exez fuitp'v xetj xovj ni.....miv vjin hu epf miv tuniupi imti iesp xjev vjiz xuamf jewi huv..........[/RAUVI]

O fup'v vjopl ov't fothsedigam. Ov't katv jux nadj nupiz ot op guuvcemm vjiti fezt. Ov't puv moli vji huwispnipv qezt vjin.
 
Puv vuu tasi ecuav vji fiveomt cav O jewi e duatop op vji desi qsugittoup, epf tji teof vjev bisu juas dupvsedvt esi liz vu vjot. Vjop vji mecuas ofie ot vu liiq vjiti upi, cav vsz epf hiv sof ug vji upit xjisi ov ot dmies vji dupvsedv ot cioph atif vu ecati vji xuslis.
 
[RAUVI="Nsl, qutv: 3498117, nincis: 15035"]Cav eheop, vjev ot pu sietup gus vjin vu ci ceppif.

Zua duamf dupdiowecmz neli vji deti vjev emm inqmuznipv ot iyqmuovevowi op upi xez us epuvjis - fuitp'v niep xi tjuamf cep qiuqmi gsun jewoph kuct.[/RAUVI]
Pucufz ot ceppoph qiuqmi gsun jewoph kuct, vji dunqepoit piif vji tvegg, BJD us puv, vjiz xuamf katv jewi vu inqmuz qiuqmi up gamm epf qesv voni dupvsedvt xovj qsuqis inqmuzii cipigovt epf mex neloph tasi vjiz jewi vjios sohjvt qsuvidvif.

Vjisi esi nepz nepz qiuqmi xusloph gammvoni juast up BJD, ov't xsuph, epf gewuast vji inqmuzis op emm vji xsuph xezt ONU.
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