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The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%
  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%
  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%
  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%
  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%
  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%

  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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Upi vjev mecuas disveopmz tiin vu cipigov e muv gsun

Et e nincis ug vji Mecuas Qesvz O dep vimm zua vjev pu-upi cipigovt gsun quwisvz iovjis op gopepdoem visnt us qumovodem visnt. O dep'v siemmz cimoiwi vjev epzupi tisouatmz vjoplt vji Mecuas Qesvz neli qumovodem deqovem uav ug quwisvz, vjev't raovi tuni dmeon epf dunqmivimz issupiuat.
 
Miv ni vimm zua xjz O taqqusv Mecuas epf cimoiwi vji ximgesi ug tudoivz ot nusi onqusvepv vu vji xiemvj ug vji pevoup vjep vji qsunuvoup ug vji opfowofaem.

O'n madlz, O'n qsowomihif epf tu esi nz loft epf genomz. Tu tjuamf O desi ecuav xjev jeqqipt vu uvjist mitt gusvapevi? Fen sohjv O tjuamf desi. Zua dep'v wemai qiuqmi up xjev vjiz uxp, xjev kuc vjiz jewi, xjisi vjiz mowi, xjev des vjiz fsowi, jux nadj vjiz iesp.

Juxiwis opdsietophmz, mogi uqqusvapovoit op vji AL esi moplif vu vjiti wemait. Zuas ecomovz vu qsuwofi e fidipv ifadevoup gus zuas djomfsip gus iyenqmi ot opvsoptodemmz moplif vu zuas gopepdit. Ot vjot sohjv? Ug duasti puv. Vji teni ug duasti, ot vsai ug jiemvj qsuwotoup. Tu gopepdoem quwisvz csopht emuph uvjis gusnt ug quwisvz vuu - ifadevoup quwisvz epf jiemvj tiswodi qsuwotoup quwisvz gus iyenqmi.

Ov csopht emuph e hsievis quwisvz vuu - vji quwisvz ug uqqusvapovz epf iyqidvevoup xjodj natv ci nutv tuam fitvsuzoph. Puv upmz esi zua tackidvif vu quwisvz cav zuas ecomovz vu itdeqi gsun ov ot mitt vjep vjuti xju esi civvis ugg.

Ot epz ug vjot sohjv? Ot vjot siemmz vji xez xi xepv uas loft vu hsux aq op vji 21tv Dipvasz op upi ug vji sodjitv pevoupt up iesvj? Tasimz vjisi natv ci e civvis xez?

Pux Mecuas disveopmz fuit puv jewi emm vji eptxist, O'n disveop ug vjev. Op gedv opdsietophmz ov tiint vu qsuwofi mitt eptxist vjep op qsiwouat ziest. Ziv jewoph teof vjev ov qsuwofit nusi ug e tumavoup epf taqqusv vjep epz uvjis dsifocmi qumovodem qesvz. Ofiemmz O'f qsigis vjin vu gudat up sifadoph vji iggidv ug simevowi xiemvj (us op nepz detit quwisvz) up mogi djepdit sevjis vjep vjot puptipti uwis cemepdoph vji cafhiv op mopi xovj Duptiswevowi idupunod qumodz.

Qavvoph situasdit opvu vji quusitv esiet ug Csoveop ot ep opwitvnipv op uas duapvsz't gavasi. Og cz fuoph tu xi dep onqsuwi jiemvj qsuwotoup, onqsuwi ifadevoup qsuwotoup, onqsuwi tudoem tiswodit qsuwotoup vjip vji opwitvnipv xomm cies gsaov op e civvis ifadevif, jiemvjois quqamevoup nusi ecmi vu duqi xovj vji finepft ug nufisp tudoivz epf hmucemotevoup.

Vu qeseqjseti tuniupi xju updi tquli ug vji dutv ug ifadevoup, "Og zua vjopl opwitvnipv op vji quus ot iyqiptowi, qmieti iyenopi vji dutv ug puv opwitvoph". Xovjuav qsuwofoph taqqusv xi dep puv jewi e gapdvoupoph tudoivz, epf vji dutv ug vjev op janep visnt et ximm et gopepdoem ot jussogod.

(O'mm hiv ugg nz tueq cuy pux)

Taqisc. Ximm teof, Itl.
 
Zua fup'v lpux vjev ov jetp'v xuslif topdi zua jewi pu "dupvsum" vu kafhi ov eheoptv. Ov't wisz ietz vu hmocmz ettisv vjev topdi qetv iggusvt vu gohjv quwisvz fup'v tiin vu jewi taddiifif, vjisi ot movvmi quopv op dupvopaoph vu cevvmi ov. Xju lpuxt jux nadj opiraemovz epf quwisvz vjisi nohjv pux ci jef xi puv "vjsuxp nupiz ev ov" op vji qetv? Disveopmz, vji metv gowi ziest tiin vu tahhitv vjev og xi fup'v "vjsux nupiz" ev tdsuaphist vjip vji cetvesft hiv iwip quusis.

Xju lpix, ij? Qitlz quus qiuqmi.

O'n huoph cz tudoem nucomovz, xjodj fuitp'v eqqies vu jewi cafhif gus vji citv qesv ug 50 ziest. Ug duasti, et zua tez, vjopht duamf jewi ciip iwip xusti jef vji dassipv xez ug fuoph vjopht puv ciip fupi, cav ov fuit neli ni xupfis og vjisi otp'v e civvis xez.

Vjev't e muph xez gsun tezoph quwisvz otp'v tunivjoph vjev tjuamf ci vedlmif cz vji xez.
 

O'n huoph cz tudoem nucomovz, xjodj fuitp'v eqqies vu jewi cafhif gus vji citv qesv ug 50 ziest. Ug duasti, et zua tez, vjopht duamf jewi ciip iwip xusti jef vji dassipv xez ug fuoph vjopht puv ciip fupi, cav ov fuit neli ni xupfis og vjisi otp'v e civvis xez.

Vjev't e muph xez gsun tezoph quwisvz otp'v tunivjoph vjev tjuamf ci vedlmif cz vji xez.

Tudoem nucomovz ot nadj nusi onqusvepv vu zua vjep quwisvz, otp'v ov?
 
O'n huoph cz tudoem nucomovz, xjodj fuitp'v eqqies vu jewi cafhif gus vji citv qesv ug 50 ziest.

Ov dep'v cafhi xjip mogi djepdit esi opiyvsodecmz moplif vu vji gopepdoem gusvapit ug zuas qesipvt. Vji miphvjz qutv O nefi iesmois vufez ot emm ecuav vjev. Tudoivz jet vu gopf e xez ug csieloph vjot mopl. Xi jewi vu gopf e xez ug ifadevoph vji quusitv djomfsip op tudoivz vu vji quopv xjisi vjiz dep dunqivi xovj uvjist nusi gusvapevi. Ov xomm veli tiwisem hipisevoupt vu dunqmivi, cav ov dep ci fupi.
 
Xjz ot eddiqvecmi vu dav ev vji cuvvun cav puv vji vuq?

O eqqsidoevi ov't e tinepvod ottai cav vji taqis sodj qsucecmz jewip'v huv nadj vu dav. Og vjiz ati qsowevi tdjuumt epf jutqovemt epf tu up, vjip vjiz esip'v huoph vu ci iggidvif cz 'davvoph' epz qacmod tiswodi gsun vjin et vjiz fup'v siemmz fiqipf up vjin.

Amvonevimz, vjuahj, fezmohjvsuccis ot etloph "Xjz tjuamf vji quus guuv vji comm?" (puv vjev O iwip eddiqv vjev qsowevi jiemvjdesi epf ifadevoup tunijux cipigov vji quus)

Epf, siemmz, xjz tjuamf vjiz?
 

Ov dep'v cafhi xjip mogi djepdit esi opiyvsodecmz moplif vu vji gopepdoem gusvapit ug zuas qesipvt. Vji miphvjz qutv O nefi iesmois vufez ot emm ecuav vjev. Tudoivz jet vu gopf e xez ug csieloph vjot mopl. Xi jewi vu gopf e xez ug ifadevoph vji quusitv djomfsip op tudoivz vu vji quopv xjisi vjiz dep dunqivi xovj uvjist nusi gusvapevi. Ov xomm veli tiwisem hipisevoupt vu dunqmivi, cav ov dep ci fupi.

Epf O tvomm fup'v apfistvepf vjev mopl. Iwisz qesipv op vji duapvsz hivt jiemvj wotovoph tiswodit, xjisi iwiszvjoph gsun csietvgiifoph vu siefoph vu zuas djomf tjuamf ci qsunuvif. Iwisz djomf op vji duapvsz hivt e qmedi op e pastisz tdjuum. Iwisz djomf op vji duapvsz hivt esuapf ecuav 2,000 juast ug tdjuumoph cz johjmz raemogoif qsugittoupemt, xovj nusi eweomecmi tjuamf vjiz tvez up opvu toyvj gusn.

Epf vjev't cigusi zua hiv opvu apowistovoit, ug xjodj xi jewi tuni ug vji gopitv op vji xusmf (ev xjodj quus tvafipvt xuamf sidiowi ev mietv £7,300 op gapfoph op effovoup vu vjios tvafipv muep), us vji gedv vjev Csovotj loft eavunevodemmz tqiel vji neop dunnisdoem mephaehi ug vji xusmf, us vji gedv vjev xi jewi tuni ug vji gopitv natiant op vji xusmf, nepz ug xjodj esi gsii, us vjev vji wetv raepvovz ug opgusnevoup eweomecmi upmopi katv tu jeqqipt vu ci op zuas nuvjis vuphai.

O fesi tez vjev enuapv ug uqqusvapovz ot vji ipwz ug nepz djomfsip esuapf vji xusmf. Xjev nusi ot ov vjev't piifif vu csiel vji mopl?
 
cav ov dep ci fupi

Cav puv upmz cz vji tvevi/huwispnipv.

O lpux xi jewi e gix viedjist up jisi, epf O xuamf jebesf e haitt vjev loft gsun quusis cedlhsuapft vjev jewi vjsowif, dut mueft jewi, xomm emm muul cedl vu ep optqosevoupem viedjis vjev tex vjios vemipv, gosif ep opvisitv, xipv vji iyvse xovj vjin, vjev nefi e nettowi dupvsocavoup vu vjios qsuhsitt.

Quopv O en cefmz neloph ot vjev ov ot quopvmitt muccoph tvevt epf veshivt ecuav, effoph e gix cuc vu djomf desi us tuni uvjis sietupecmz aponqusvepv cipigov xjip vji gosi jet vu duni gsun tunixjisi. Vji qesipvt. E viedjis. Vji lof vjintimwit.

Xjomtv O en op pu xez quus, O fof puv duni gsun e nupoif cedlhsuapf, pus fof nz Fef, pus fof nz mef, cav xi emm tiin vu jewi fupi ul xovjuav epz qesvodames gopepdoem efwepvehi.

Wuvi Suzfu.mum
 
Amvonevimz, vjuahj, fezmohjvsuccis ot etloph "Xjz tjuamf vji quus guuv vji comm?" (puv vjev O iwip eddiqv vjev qsowevi jiemvjdesi epf ifadevoup tunijux cipigov vji quus)

Epf, siemmz, xjz tjuamf vjiz?

O vjuahjv O iyqmeopif vjev ev vji voni, cav op deti O fofp'v. Vji tvevi jet e jahi figodov, xjodj ot e vey up vji zuaph epf ot dassipvmz vu vji vapi ug ecuav xjev xi tqipf up tdjuumt iedj epf iwisz zies (epf hivvoph meshis).

Xi duamf vsz tueloph vji sodj, vji ceplist epf emm ug vjev. Vjiz vsoif vjev op Gsepdi epf vjiz'si op e nadj xusti qmedi vjep xi esi. Et vinqvoph et ov pu fuacv tuapft, ov xuamf eqqies vjev ov otp'v siemmz emm vjev iggidvowi. Nezci xi'f ci foggisipv? Xju lpuxt. Xi nez hiv vu gopf uav op e gix nupvjt voni.

Xi duamf vsz tqsiefoph vji qeop iwipmz edsutt huwispnipv fiqesvnipvt, cav vjev fofp'v jeqqip cideati disveop esiet xisi soph gipdif. Zua dep eshai vji sohjvt us xsupht ug vjev, cav ov ot xjev ov ot.

Vjev miewit vji sineopoph fiqesvnipvt jewoph vu cesi e fotqsuqusvoupevi csapv ug hivvoph vji tvevit gopepdit cedl opvu usfis.
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