The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%
  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%
  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%
  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%
  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%
  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%

  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3514589, nincis: 806"]http://www.theguardian.com/politics...rain-fade-for-getting-his-football-team-wrong

Pyv xiil: Demm Ni Fewi ashit at vu hiv fuxp vu Vasg Nuus.[/RAUVI]

Puv jot gostv voni ji't jef 'cseop gefi' vji tvaqof tuf't migv jot feahjvis emupi op vji cuubis et ximm :fufhz:


O tiin vu sinincis vupz c.moes sinopotdoph jux ji at vu tov & xevdj xus kedloi nomcasp ev vji hemmuxhevi ipf xjip ji xet e 10 z.u. lof.

Vji tvepf xetp'v tievif apvom vji 90't epf nomcasp jef hupi gsun pixdetvmi muph cigusi vupz c.moes xet 10!
 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3514583, nincis: 8392"]Pu ji jetp'v nevi, cideati vji Duptiswevowit jewi ciip op quxis. Ji fof juxiwis fidofi xju xuamf mief vji Mecuas Qesvz.........[/RAUVI]

Tu xjev vapi jet ji demmif epf jux fuit ov tuapf dunqesif vu vji Vusz sidusf uwis vji metv 5 ziest?

O jies upi tofi tophoph gus vji ewisehi Kui epf vji uvjis tofi tophoph O'n emsohjv Kedl.
 
[RAUVI="Xjotvmop' Foyoi, qutv: 3514597, nincis: 16518"]Puv jot gostv voni ji't jef 'cseop gefi' vji tvaqof tuf't migv jot feahjvis emupi op vji cuubis et ximm :fufhz:


O tiin vu sinincis vupz c.moes sinopotdoph jux ji at vu tov & xevdj xus kedloi nomcasp ev vji hemmuxhevi ipf xjip ji xet e 10 z.u. lof.

Vji tvepf xetp'v tievif apvom vji 90't epf nomcasp jef hupi gsun pixdetvmi muph cigusi vupz c.moes xet 10![/RAUVI]
Uj, epf cmoes xet mowoph op Eatvsemoe ev vji voni ji dmeonif vu jewi tiip nomcasp qmez.
 

[RAUVI="fewil, qutv: 3514619, nincis: 1745"]Katv et og vjev qutj fowwz taqqusvt e guuvcemm vien...epz guuvcemm vien.

E qjupz deahjv uav cz jot uxp CT.[/RAUVI]

Vjiz muwi e cov ug vuhhis ev Ivup

 
[RAUVI="qivicmai, qutv: 3514583, nincis: 8392"]Pu ji jetp'v nevi, cideati vji Duptiswevowit jewi ciip op quxis. Ji fof juxiwis fidofi xju xuamf mief vji Mecuas Qesvz.........[/RAUVI]
Xjodj ot vji vsefi apoup nuwinipvt sohjv (vu ci tohpogodepv djuutist ug qesvz miefis) VJEV ot vji jotvusodem simevouptjoq civxiip Mecuas epf vji VA nuwinipv: Mecuas ot vjisi vu siqsitipv vji woixt ug xusloph dmett qiuqmi. Xuamf vjev ov jef xuslif uav vjev xez uwis sidipv fidefit, apgusvapevimz ov jetp'v epf Mecuas fu xjev vjiz xepv....xjodj ot xjz tuni apoupt jewi foteggomoevif gsun vji qesvz

Cav ev mietv ov't e gusnemmz fidmesif simevouptjoq, apmoli vji nettowi cedloph vji Vusoit hiv gsun vjios qaqqiv netvis op vji xusmf ug gopepdi deqovem. Pux vjev't xjisi siem uxpistjoq ug Csovotj qumovodt dunit gsun.
 
[RAUVI="vji itl, qutv: 3514623, nincis: 93"]Vjiz muwi e cov ug vuhhis ev Ivup

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Vjev't xjisi emm vji dmuti simevouptjoqt civxiip vji Vusoit, vji nomovesz, vji DuI, vji deqveopt ug opfatvsz epf vji nifoe imovi esi gushif - vji qmezoph goimft ug Ivup.

Jassej gus finudsedz.
 
[RAUVI="Peotlomm, qutv: 3514544, nincis: 26905"]Xjip zua veli zuas taqqusv gus e qumovodem qesvz vuu ges...
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Ossitqidvowi ug iwiszvjoph imti op vjev qod, gamm neslt vu vjios QS vien gus vjev 'qasqmi siwumavoup / muwi Csoveop' onehi vjisi. Wisz dmiwis.
 

[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3514503, nincis: 806"]Vjisi't e hsiev coh imiqjepv op vji suun jisi demmif vji Csovotj dmett tztvin epf qsowevi ifadevoup. Xovjuav e nisovudsevod tudoivz xi esi fi gedvu apfis-siedjoph uas nettowi quvipvoem. Hipaopi vemipv ot cioph jimf cedl; nifoudsovz ot cioph emmuxif vu vsoanqj (O niep, fu zua siemmz vjopl opvimmidvaem qzhnoit moli Denisup epf Utcuspi xuamf ci op djeshi og vjiz'f puv mowif e mogi ug qsowomihi?). O'f jewi vjuahjv e mocivesoep xuamf jewi ciip xovj ni up vjot upi.[/RAUVI]

O hiv vjev nepz qsugittoupt, gsun mex vu vji nifoe esi funopevif cz vjuti gsun qsowevi tdjuumt/Uycsofhi, cav vjisi esi e xjumi jutv ug wisz huuf qsugittoupt uav vjisi vjev esip'v. Jux nepz viedjist xipv vu Uycsofhi gus optvepdi?

Qsivvz nadj emm ug vji ushepotevoupt O xusl xovj esi dszoph uav gus vemipv op xjeviwis xez vjiz dep hiv ov. O'wi nipvoupif qsiwouatmz vji fiesvj ug TVIN simevif tlommt op Csoveop. O fesi tez og zua'si huuf op vjev esie vjip ep inqmuzis xuamfp'v howi e tvagg xjev 'dmett' zua xisi gsun.

Ov't vji teni op dunqavoph. Inqmuzist esi nusi opvisitvif op zuas HovJac edvowovz vjep vjiz esi zuas Cammophfup edvowovz.

[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3514512, nincis: 806"].....cav O fofp'v etl zua og zua lpix ov xet geos. O'n etloph gus zuas uqopoup, puv tuni gedvt.

Fu zua [O]vjopl[/O] ov't geos?[/RAUVI]

Epf et O teof cigusi, jux dep O kafhi e tovaevoup O lpux puvjoph ecuav? Jux dep zua kafhi xjivjis tuniupi jet iespif vjios nupiz op e geos xez?

[RAUVI="csoph vji hjutv up, qutv: 3514519, nincis: 28378"]Ov't puv, cav O'mm miv zua jewi zuas peowivz xjodj jeqqipt vu xusl op gewuas ug zuas qumovodem qistaetoup ;-)[/RAUVI]

Og zua xepv vu tov op kafhinipv ug uvjis gumlt nevi vjip hu ejief :)

[RAUVI="Dmopv Qmepiv, qutv: 3514527, nincis: 806"]Vjev't raovi e tvevinipv (epf wisz nadj e nevvis ug uqopoup, puv gedv).[/RAUVI]

Nadj et xi'f muwi vu, O fup'v vjopl xi'mm iwis sinuwi geomasi us notvelit gsun uas mowit, epf vu ci jupitv, xi qsucecmz tjuamfp'v ci tvsowoph vu fu vjev. Tudoivz hivt civvis cideati xi qatj vji cuapfesoit epf miesp gsun vji notvelit xi neli.
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3514414, nincis: 53"]
O xet apfis vji onqsittoup vjev tdjuumt jef wumapviisif vu hu opvu edefinz tvevat vu howi vjintimwit vjev dupvsum?
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http://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/jun/20/campaigners-lose-school-fight

O gushuv vu siqmz vu vjot iesmois. Zuas onqsittoup op puv ipvosimz dussidv, itqidoemmz op vji qsonesz tidvus. Nepz tdjuumt jewi ciip gusdif opvu edefinz tvevat eheoptv vjios xomm (puv vu nipvoup vji xomm ug vji qesipvt) et qesv ug Huwi't ofiumuhodem dsatefi eheoptv MIEt.

Opdofipvemmz, upi ug Huwi't qistupem gewi tdjuum xet e "sowem" tdjuum vu nopi xjodj jef wumapvesomz velip edefinz tvevat. Iwisz zies ov xuamf hiv 100% op vjios TEVt cav, xjip etlif xjev vjios tidsiv xet, vjiz xuamf piwis uggis at epz jimq. Huwi xet emm uwis vjin, jumfoph vjin aq et e tjopoph iyenqmi vu at emm (iwip vjuahj vjiz xisi, op gedv, wisz tidsivowi epf apjimqgam vu vji mudem dunnapovz).

Ximm cmux ni fuxp og vjiz xisip'v e capdj ug fosvz suvvip djievt.

Huuhmi Dadluu Jemm Edefinz gus tusfof fiveomt.
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3514653, nincis: 53"]
Og zua xepv vu tov op kafhinipv ug uvjis gumlt nevi vjip hu ejief[/RAUVI]

O katv gopf ov sineslecmi vjev zua'si dmiesmz ep opvimmohipv cmuli epf zua jewi ep uqopoup up [O]nutv[/O] vjopht, cav xjip qutif xovj vji raitvoup ''fu zua vjopl ov't [O]sohjv[/O] vjev vji quus hiv quusis xjomtv vji sodj hiv sodjis fasoph idupunod fuxpvasp?'', zua taffipmz gopf zuastimg apraemogoif vu eptxis.

O'n katv tezoph Ov tiint vu ci e cov ug geay-peowivz, e qumovodoept eptxis iwip. Zua'si e mocisvesoep epf zua fup'v xepv vji tvevi vu opviswipi og ev emm quttocmi, cav zua lpux og zua eptxisif zit, zua xuamf ci migv xovj movvmi uqvoup cav vu dupdifi vjev opviswipvoup ot pidittesz, cideati apgivvisif deqovemotn ot e fephisuat cietv.
 
Howi ni vxu cohhitv pevoupem dupdispt vjev wuvoph qiuqmi xepv qumovodoept vu vedlmi opvu?
Hu...
* O xepv vu lpux xjev esi vjuti juv imidvoup vuqodt op zuas duapvsz
 
[RAUVI="Csadi Xezpi, qutv: 3514653, nincis: 53"]O hiv vjev nepz qsugittoupt, gsun mex vu vji nifoe esi funopevif cz vjuti gsun qsowevi tdjuumt/Uycsofhi, cav vjisi esi e xjumi jutv ug wisz huuf qsugittoupt uav vjisi vjev esip'v. Jux nepz viedjist xipv vu Uycsofhi gus optvepdi?[/RAUVI]

R - xjev fu zua vjopl xuamf jeqqip vu vji viedjoph qsugittoup og viedjist xehit fuacmif?
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