The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

[paulbefc]

Oh, Ed...

 

[peteblue]

It's the electoral equivalent of an Anfield derby.

I'm not saying I told you, but I did.........anyway, whatever happens will happen, enjoy the bubbly anyway mate.......

 

[Mrk]

Definitely an "and".

I mean... just astonishing. The poll makers genuinely should pack up their businesses if this is true, as they mean precisely squat.

It's equally possible that the exit poll is incorrect...

I simply can't see the Tories winning more seats than 2010.

 

[dannyboy]

Feel absolutely numb here. Those shy Tories hey...

 

[Del]

Hopefully Scotland get independence and we bomb them into oblivion

 

[Sapie88]

Jesus H Christ. Get the sharks back on ffs.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Even if the Exit Poll isn't a dead cert, the figures will be in the ball park.

Really never expected this.

 

[Minimeister]

I'm utterly speechless.

If this is true Cameron is a miracle worker and/or pollsters are useless.

Behave. When you've got the media on your side + a lot of braindead easily led idiots then you hardly need miracles.

 

[sageyefc]

Who's won?

 

[Tubey]

I just feel devastated for those disabled and on benefits right now. Must be utterly gutted, knowing five more years of hell at least is in front of a lot of them.

 

[Del]

Great night for the people on zero hour contracts

 

[daylightrobber]

House of Lords is going to be a little unrepresentative. (If it wasn't already)

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

 

[peteblue]

Ashamed Tories not able to own up in polls. I despair.

Shy Tories, remember.........

 

[Walken]

utterly sickening, gonna go out and set a posh car on fire