The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

[Mrk]

Oh god, Harriet Harman embarrassing herself on BBC...

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Even if that's correct, we'll still likely get a Tory led government.

Slightly more palatable though

 

[Woolly Blue]

That is, without a doubt, the most incredible surprise I've ever had. Ever.

Kone to score against Sunderland will put it into perspective.

 

[Tubey]

It's the southern whoppers doing whatever the sun and mail asks them to do. One of those days you are embarrased to be British

Sort of get what you mean, as I myself am... erm... well let's just say I'm happier to identify as a "Scouser" rather than "English" right now. But let's just see.

 

[peteblue]

oh dear, Paddy Ashdown is in complete denial..

He's going to eat his hat apparently.....

 

[Hibbertinho]

So embarrassing... self-centered morons oblivious to the fact they are subservient to the pocket of elite who wouldn't piss on them. Testament to the power of Dacre/Murdoch.

 

[Neiler]

Come on Scotland!

 

[peteblue]

Oh god, Harriet Harman embarrassing herself on BBC...

Harperson.......

 

[evilwebby]

Oh god, Harriet Harman embarrassing herself on BBC...

Potential deputy PM in the eyes of her party.... says it all.

 

[Tubey]

Come on Scotland!

If that Exit Poll is right, which means the Tory "Scotland vs. England" card has worked, then Scotland has literally just giftwrapped the keys to Number 10 to the Conservatives.

The SNP may be secretly devastated by Labour's collapse here. The Labour voters will flood back in 2020 after seeing the horror of what they've done.

 

[Woolly Blue]

No way LDs will go into coalition with Cons if those figures are true. It'd be the end of them forever. Pretty close now.

They will.

If you look at what they got through the statute book from their last manifesto, then, without a shadow of a doubt, they'll go into coalition again.

Clegg's a pragmatist, the ultimate Cheese on Toast option. Regardless of your political viewpoint, you have to admire the way they played the game in the last parliament, they'll do it again if they think they can influence the way the country's run.

 

[evilwebby]

Tories have clearly smashed the LibDems in the Con/LD battlegrounds. Still means a Con/LD pairing might fall short of outright majority if the exit poll is even slightly wrong..

 

[rascal]

Katie Hopkins is staying ffs. Life just couldn't be any worse.

 

[bizzaro]

Kone to score against Sunderland will put it into perspective.

Kone to score a hatrick each half whilst in a wheel chair would surprise me more.

 

[Tubey]

Welp, bedtime. Congrats to the Tories I guess. Bar stewards.