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The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK

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It hasn't died, however, there's a tug of war taking place between my agent, GOT and other forums as to who gets the rights for the series. So it's just on hiatus at the moment until negotiations have been concluded which is likely to be this weekend, if so, the series will continue from Monday in a brand new studio apartment.
 
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Hello and good afternoon everyone, I am delighted to bring you the latest edition of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK' from my new place of humble abode, a studio apartment on the 40th floor (top floor of an apartment complex) with a great view of the Bangkok skyline.

A lot of changes have taken place since the last episode but that's not important right now. What's important is giving you great people what you truly deserve. A definitive fact packed guide to small towns in the UK to wow your friends and colleagues with.

We're now onto Aldeburgh in Suffolk.

Situated on the North East coast of Suffolk, Aldeburgh derived its name from Old English - Alde (meaning fort) and burh (meaning fortification) and in the 16th century it was a major port with a flourishing shipbuilding industry. The flagship of the Virginia Company, the Sea Venture is believed to have been built here in 1608. However, Aldeburgh's importance as a port declined as the River Alde silted up meaning large ships could no longer berth. It then transformed to become a hub of the fishing industry in the 19th century and also became a seaside resort during this time.

In the 2011 Census, the town recorded a population of 3225, given that it's population are mainly old codgers it is no surprise that it is a Tory safe seat.

The town has distinctive landmarks, including the RNLI Lifeboat Station and Moot Hall, which is a Grade I listed building and has been used for council meetings for over 400 years. Martello Tower, built to resist the threat of a Napoleonic Invasion is also a attraction not to be missed and it now operates as holiday apartments.

Culturally, Aldeburgh hosts an annual Arts Festival which has some distinction and is worth a visit if you're in the area when it's being held.

Football?

Nah - Rugby is the big sport here the big mean nasty, child eating Tory bastards.

Famous people?

The famous composer, Benjamin Britten. (Not to be confused with Benjamin Button who is a fictional character)

Did you know?

Aldeburgh has a traditional cottage hospital.


Thus concludes another episode of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK'. Join us tomorrow when, after being thoroughly rodgered by a transwoman, we will be discussing the town of Aldershot in Hampshire.
 
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Good afternoon everyone and welcome to another edition of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK'. Today we're looking at the town of Aldershot in Hampshire.

The name Aldershot may derive from alder trees found in the area, from Old English 'Alder-holt' means copse of trees. Aldershot was included in the 1086 Domesday Book, as part of the Hundred of Crondall. In later centuries, the town was mapped by John Norden in the 1607 edition of William Camden's Britannia and indicates that Aldershot was a tiny market town of less than 1000 population, however, that changed with the establishment of Aldershot Garrison at the time of the Crimean War, which saw Aldershot become the first permanent training camp for the British Army. This led to the population of Aldershot increasing to in excess of 16,000 in 1861.

In 1914, Aldershot had the largest army camp in the country with 20% of the British Army being based here. At the outbreak of hostilities in WW1, the units based at the town became the 1st Corps of the British Expeditionary Force and became a vital cog in Kitchener's Army. The Cambridge Military Hospital was the first base hospital to receive casualties from the Western Front and it was also here that plastic surgery was first performed in the British Empire by Captain Gillies (Soon to become Sir Harold Gillies)

During the Second World War, approximately 330,000 Canadian Troops were stationed here, becoming the largest force of British Commonwealth troops ever to be stationed in the UK at one time.

Aldershot was frequently targeted by the IRA *spits* (sorry about that, it's a natural reaction whenever I hear or mention the IRA *spits*) due to being the Home of the British Army, but Aldershot to its credit never cowed from the cowards who murdered civilians instead of legitimate military targets.

In contemporary times, the British Government has allowed the great Gurkha soldiers who have served for more than 4 years to settle in the UK. As most were stationed in Aldershot the town now has a Nepalese population of 6,000.

Famous landmarks in Aldershot include a statue of the first Duke of Wellington, mounted on his horse, Copenhagen. The Aldershot Observatory and The Aldershot Buddhist Centre are also worth a visit, indeed the Buddhist Centre was opened by the 14th Dalai Lama in 2015. At this point, I'd just like to pay credit to the Dalai Lama, his teachings and wise words should always be considered, especially ahead of the Pope and Archbishop of Canterbury.

Aldershot has a population of 33,840 (give or take) and is a safe Tory seat.

Football?

Aldershot Town play in the the National League.

Did you know?

Aldershot is twinned with Sulechow in Poland, Meudon in France and Oberursel in Germany.


Thus concludes another edition of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK'. Sorry it's short but this man is feeling extremely hungover right now. Join us tomorrow when we'll be looking at the town of Aldridge in the West Midlands, until then, keep the noise down and don't ask me any questions x
 
Good afternoon and welcome to another edition of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK'. I hope you're all well? I've just got out of the shower so you'll have to speak up because I'm wearing a towel.

In today's episode, we look at the town of Aldridge in the Walsall Borough and up until recently a village in Staffordshire.

Aldridge was recorded as a settlement in the Domesday Book of 1086, however the much larger settlement of Walsall was not. It was originally valued at 15 shillings, under the name of 'Alrewic' which could be attributed to the abundance of Alder trees in the area. Another explanation is the town derived its name from 'Aldbridge' meaning "outlaying farm among alder-trees" from the Old English alor and wic. Given this then, it's no surprise that Aldridge began as a small agricultural settlement, with farming being the most common occupation up until the 19th century at the turn of the 19th century however, the turn became industrial with coal mines and lime kilns, with the abundance of coal and clay in the area prompting the establishment of collieries and brickworks. During the 20th century, modern shops were built but the area declined to just becoming seen as a suburb of Birmingham, although a lot of factories still operating in the town today. The population as recorded in the 2011 Census was 26,988. Aldridge is a safe Tory seat.

Football?

Nah.

Did you know?

During WWII, Aldridge Airport was established, it later became an airport for commercial passengers.


Thus concludes another episode of 'The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK' join us tomorrow where we'll be exploring Alford in Lincolnshire. Until then, take care of yourselves and each other xx
 

I'll tell you what, I'm feeling generous today.


Give us these facts about Zeal Monachorum RIGHT NOW

This makes me very uncomfortable when we're barely on Alford.

This is no longer an A-Z. It's a sham!
 

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