The lad lives in Williamstown Melbourne, the next door suburb is Newport, lots of inter school rivalry, his kids call it...they are 8 remember...Pooport
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The A-Z of useless facts about small towns in the UK
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Posted this elsewhere on here, but my lord “Burnleh” is an intensely strange place.
Ended up in the lash there several years back with a mate. And he was rambling on about how great the black pudding was in Burnley.
So we ended up wandering around the allegedly ‘world famous’ Burnley market on the hunt for some.
What a grim place that market was.
Every stall sold either knock off phone cases, nick-nacks (novelty lighters and crap fridge magnets) or really crap ‘Ethel Austin’ grade clothes.
The people all looked like something from Village of the Damned.
We never found any Black Pudding.
There was only 3 other shops in n the complex: Primark, Cash Converters and Heron (the holy trinity)
Outside some fella had set up a merry-go-round for the kids. It was literally a circular piece of plywood, painted red with a load of kids garden furniture nailed to it. He was pushing it around with his foot...
Burnley, what a place.
Alanbileysfeathercut
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Down from us is Dundee or Dumpdee its not just the kids either.
Its things like this that put the Goodison Poo thread into perspective - maybe
Disgruntledgoat
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Bury is the black pudding town.
A guy in my year at school moved to Burnley. He was a normal guy, if a little slow, when he left... came back and he'd joined Combat 18.
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See you in February or March buddy
Don't forget Arbroath and the Lichties
And Colne is even worse than Burnley !!!!!
Disgruntledgoat
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Nelson tops the lot.
Did a national hill climb champs in Ramsbottom once. That was like the island of Dr. Moreau
anton66
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Went to Arbroath once. You go past a caravan site then some indoor arcades, then.............
tommytowne
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Dramatic views of the hills saves the place from being an outright hole.
JimmyJeffers
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Football ground on the beach. Famous for kippers. Remember chanting that they were ‘fish shaggers’ at a game there once. Far worse places round that way to be fair.
Ramsbottom has become a real foody place - seriously !!
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Those will be added after the English towns and stuff. You may find that unfair but it's before Wales
But everywhere comes before Wales
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